Clean the attic Norman!

Poppslod. Embrace the word. Love the word. Become. The word.
Whilst you are at it, clean the attic.

You: Poppslod
Stranger: hi asl ?
Stranger: chebs oot ?
Stranger: fanny rash ?
Stranger: swinging monkey ?
Stranger: donkey punch ?
You: Clean out the attic Norman. It's getting filthy.
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: awhh man this cracks me up :')
Stranger: asl anyway ?
You: I have to go to work on Sunday. Are you going to be ok here on your own?
You: Norman?
You: NORMAN?
You: Are you ok....?
You: Please answer me.
Stranger: YES MUM
You: I'm getting awfully worried.
Stranger: SUCK MY VAGINA
You: Norman... there is no need for such profanities. Just because your penis is smaller than the average clitorus does not

mean you have a Vagina. Don't be so silly.
You: Go and tidy the attic.
Stranger: go and tidy your attitude
Stranger: dont speak too me like that sunshine
Stranger: il put my foot so far up your ass youl be spitting out toenails
You: I have long since evolved past the need for an ass.
You: Look over there. It's a dark corridor!
You: I walk down the mysterious hallway.
You: What's this?
Stranger: no thats just your vagina
You: A box?
You: What's inside?
You: A button?
You: What does it say.
Stranger: you have a vagina thats like throwing a sausage down a hallway
You: The stranger is useless... Disconnect...
You: I guess I'd better do what it says.
You have disconnected.

The Great Boberic
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