Stranger: Hey asl?
You: Hand me that towel, I've done a woopsy!
Stranger: Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.
You: I have poopy on my knees
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: *tucks penis away secretly*
Stranger: lmao
You: STOP STARING
Stranger: im not
You: I can FEEL your eyes on me
Stranger: im sorry
You: I'm no peasant
Stranger: srslyyyy
You: Wanna trade garlic?
You: I'll give you this garlic for that garlic over there
Stranger: okayyyy
You: Result!
You: *trades*
Stranger: *trading*
You: This garlic makes me one happy gypsy
Stranger: i love gypsy's
You: I should make a sign declaring my happy gypsy status...
Stranger: wewwww i think you should
Stranger: did you know theres mountains on the moon
You: Duh, Where do you think gypsies come from
Stranger: omgaaaaaad hello \o/
You: Didn't we already do the greetings
Stranger: im sorry
You: I'll check my notebook, I usually write this kind of stuff down
Stranger: your funny
You: Yeah we did, See?
You: Thursday, Greeted new friend while tucking away penis
You: Eyed up their garlic
Stranger: cool ill remember next time
You: You should write it down like I do
You: I have 2000 volumes of this
Stranger: your a lier
You: *You're a liar*
Stranger: we didnt actually say hello
You: I did
You: Maybe you didn't hear me
You: OR MAYBE YOU WERE TOO BUSY STARING
You: You said you wasn't staring
You: No whose the liar
You: *changes sign to unhappy gypsy*
Stranger: lierlierlier
You: *Liar
You: Fine, Be that way
You: You can have your garlic back anyway
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: i thought we could of had something really special
You: Clearly not
You: I'm glad I cursed that garlic I gave you
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: dont do this to me
You: It's too late
You: I cursed you with an insatiable thirst for strawberry milkshake
Stranger: where are you gypsy?
Stranger: omg i actually have
Stranger: ive got yazoo downsaires
You: But it will never be enough
You: You will always want more
You: All the strawberry milkshake in the world will not be enough to quench this thirst
Stranger: i have dr pepper
Stranger: why do you make the rules
You: Because I'm a fucking moon gypsy
You: *does freaky dance*
Stranger: is your name jonjo?
You: No
You: That's my father
You: I'm Jonjo Junior
Stranger: i know your daddy
Stranger: thats a cute name
You: Jonjo Junior Senior Junior is my full name
Stranger: <3
You: What's that?
You: What's less than 3?
You: You make no sense
Stranger: where are you from
You: The moon mountains
You: A little town called Wallop
You: We make novelty hammers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: I'm a trickster
You: Watch out for my tricks
You: WHICH WAY DID HE GO
You have disconnected.
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