Omeglets - #6

Stranger: will u ahve chat sex with me
You: If you truly believe that I will
You: Then yes
Stranger: boy or girl
You: I'm not feeling the belief
Stranger: i believe
You: No, That's just your erection
You: BELIEVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: *breathes in your face*
Stranger: wtf
You: Guess what I had for dinner
You: *breathes in your face*
Stranger: poo
You: Nope!
You: Guess again
Stranger: die u fuck
You: *breathes in your face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: HEY`
You: I do not care for your tone of voice young man
Stranger: sorry papa.
Stranger: please forgive me?
You: No!
You: Get in the dungeon
Stranger: D:
Stranger: ahhh!!! not the dungeon!!
You: My rapist is getting hungry
You: Go tend to his needs
Stranger: but im sorrry!!
Stranger: please no papa!!!!
You: Uncle Rape needs some care and attention
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You: No more arguing back or I'll take you to Beastiality Sue
Stranger: ouu fuck, not her!!
You: Exactly
You: Get in the dungeon
You: And assume the position
Stranger: which position would that be ?!!!?!
Stranger: :O\
You: If you can't remember from last time you'll just have to ask Uncle Rape for extra help
Stranger: ohh okay, i will ask. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! *runs away*
You: *fires rifle*
You: Got him
You: Guess I'll take him to Cannibal Karl instead
You have disconnected.

Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm here
Stranger: male?
You: I'm over here!
Stranger: wht?
Stranger: u male or female?
You: Haha oh Jake, You are silly, I'm right here!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi, I'm a male.
You: *Group applaud*
Stranger: .
Stranger: Thanks guys.
You: Welcome to our little.. Family, As I like to call it
You: We are here for you
You: We're all male here
You: There is nothing wrong with it
You: Your buddy is going to be Keith
You: Say Hi to Keith
Stranger: Fuck you Keith.
You: *Group disapproving glare*
You: I don't think you were meant for our family
You: Keith is going to need a lot of group hugging and calming sounds to repair the damage you have caused
You: I hope you're proud of yourself
You have disconnected.