It sure has been a while hasn't it? That would be because I haven't been on omegle all that much lately. No, I haven't got a life yet, don't be silly. Anyway, boredom the other night led to me and The Great Boberic venturing onto the old chat site. Here's what I conjured up.
Stranger: hello
You: Are you a plucky young buckineer?
Stranger: what
You: Do you feel the undesirable urge to swashbuckle?
Stranger: what the fuck you talkin about dude
You: Do you wake up in a cold sweat shouting 'Hoist the main sail!'?
Stranger: are you a girl
You: Do you search for treasure wherever you may roam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl
You: I spin my penis like a roulette wheel
Stranger: like bruno
You: I soak sponges in my own vomit then bathe my cat with them
You: He's called Vom Vom McStinky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hii (:
You: Unhand me Priest!
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: what ?
You: I cannot think of anything I wish to say to you, you smelly hag
Stranger: why ?
You: Because you drain the liquid fun right out of my brain like an excitement sponge
Stranger: you are successful?
You: CASE.
You: CLOSED.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: m or f
You: That's 'from' backwards!
You: I won't fall for your trickery
You have disconnected.
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