Guess what? Strangers lie...

Well well well! It seems that I, NMRNOMG and The Great Boberic *tips hat*, are part of Omegle history. A small part though it may be...

If you go onto Omegle today you'll see a new message alongside the usual 'You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!'

Yes indeed, In fact you'll get this message too:

'Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.'

I'm sure we weren't the only ones to do this but here is our effort:

You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.

If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.

Paul

1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
Stranger: 1
You: Connecting....
You: Hello, My name is Tim from the Omegle customer service dept. How can I help you?
Stranger: Well i recieved a message saying you had multiple complaints of lewd or inappropriate behavior traced to this IP address and there has been nothing of the sort said i do not believe
You: Well I have some of your conversation logs in front of me and that doesn't seem to be the case
Stranger: I really have no idea why though i have not said anything wrong have i?
You: You've been calling other Omegle users abusive names
Stranger: Such as??
You: 'Cock muncher', 'Reptilian Scumbag from Xenon', 'Weasel Snatcher' as well as some others
Stranger: When were these used??
You: The 3 examples stated were recent, within 1 - 3 days. Are you aware of anyone else using your computer without your knowing?
Stranger: This computer belongs to me and only me. and this is the first time for me ever getting on this website from this computer. There must be some kind of mix up i dont use any sort of names. if i dont feel like talking to someone all i do is click out of the conversation. I dont know how this could be possible but this is the honest truth.
You: I'm sorry Sir/Madame but I can see that the IP you are using is the same used for the aforementioned conversations. Are you sure that your internet is secure?
Stranger: Im a almost positive that the internet is secured however our carrier was just switched so i dont know if that has anything to do with it but i am certian that nothing of that sort has ever come from my computer
You: Can I ask which carrier you use?
Stranger: well we had Fios but now switched to Frontier i believe but im not entirely sure on that one
Stranger: I assure you this must be a mistake however because i only learned about this website from a friend while i was over at his house only 2 days ago. and this is the first time i have been on this computer since then,
You: If that's the case then I may know what has happened. We have had a lot of trouble with Frontier, Mixing up the IP adresses. It may be that your IP has been mistaken for another using that carrier, I would suggest contacting your carrier and ask them if they are aware of anyone else using your IP address or any possible mix up. I cannot stop them being contacted within the next 24 hours but if you inform them of the situation and give them my email I'm sure we can have this sorted.
Stranger: I am sorry for any problem that has occured from this. we have had problems with our internet before that i have tried to call and not been able to get a hold of anyone within a couple of days.
Stranger: I am sorry for any problems that may have occured and i will try my best to resolve them
You: Ok, Under the irregular circumstances of this problem we won't take any action as of yet. What I suggest is to stay off Omegle until you have contacted your carrier and they have got in touch with us, Just to prevent any further problems. I would continue trying to get hold of your carrier and inform them of the situation.
Stranger: I will no longer return to Omegle even after this problem is solved just so no further problems will occur. Omegle was a great website and i made many friends but i do not believe i will be back. Thank you for your time
Stranger: Good Bye
You: Thank you for being so co-operative. I'm sure we will get this problem sorted soon, I regret this situation has occured and I urge you to return to Omegle one day in the future.
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Omeglets - #5

Not that many today but felt like adding these. Mainly to subtly slip in the size of my penis.
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Stranger: hey
You: i just dont know what to do with myself
Stranger: how bout u cut off ur 2 inch dick
You: because then ill only have 10 inches left
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You: If white = black, Why am I so aroused?
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Stranger: hey
You: This doesn't look HD to me
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Stranger: hii
You: When I bend over, I can hear my dad moan
You: Weird huh?
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Stranger: Hello!
You: Welcome!
You: Would you like an apple?
Stranger: no, im Allard to fruit
Stranger: allergic*
You: My names Allard
You: Allard Ballard
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Omeglets - #4

Stranger: hello
You: You can call me Lorenzo
You: Lorenzo A. Kelsey
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You: I'm from Kacorlak
Stranger: cool
Stranger: no idea where it is
You: It's a small village in Hungary
Stranger: i see
You: In Zala
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm from Finland
You: Zala is about 3,784 km squared
Stranger: ok
You: With about 291,700 inhabitants
You: CONSIDER YOURSELF EDUMACATED
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Stranger: hi
You: LICK ME
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Stranger: oh hai
You: OH HAI THAR
You: I know right?
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Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: Wtf, GET OUT MY HEAD
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You: Can you feel the vibrations?
You: Vibrating aren't they
Stranger: No.
You: Funny little vibrations
You: Vibrating all night and all day
You: Like there was nothing else to do but vibrate
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Stranger: hiyaaa
You: Vicious little hobbits
Stranger: strange young mind
You: My mind is old but I am young
You: I had my mind removed and replaced with my nans
You: She wasn't using it anymore
You: She was too busy shaving the cat
Stranger: waw, i was in the same position not a long time back,
but she was too busy shaving the dog
Stranger: instead
You: My nan makes curry with electrical discharge
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Stranger: boo!
You: RACIST DWARVES JUMPING THE FENCES OF INDECISIVE BUT NOT QUITE ALONE PEOPLE
Stranger: how interesting.
You: THEY THINK ITS FUNNY
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You: Is sound contagious?
Stranger: ye
You: But when does it?
Stranger: i don't know
You: So why do they?
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'Shopped.

One more for the road. It's quite lengthy but rather funny, some of my best work. HAR HAR. Don't miss the other updates from today:
Here
and
Here for the Omeglets - #3

Enjoy.

Stranger: holla!
Stranger: lol
You: 'shopped
Stranger: say what?
You: I think you're photoshopped
Stranger: oh... okaaaaay then!
You: :)
You: I'm a little bored
Stranger: i can tell haha
You: I have this ball
You: Would you like to hear what noise it makes when I through it against a wall
Stranger: so your a guy haha just kidding
You: *scah-runch!*
You: It's a nice noise I think
Stranger: your weird
Stranger: i think
You: I know
You: It's a curse
Stranger: haha it's okay i'm weird too no worrie
Stranger: *worries
You: I drink my milk off the ceiling!
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i hate milk
You: Eating cereal is tricky
Stranger: haha i hate milk but i eat cereal allllll the time
Stranger: is that weird?
You: I'm exactly the same
You: BUT
You: Have you considered milkshake?
Stranger: chocolate milk is okay
You: The process of shaking milk into chocolate
Stranger: haha milkshakes are yummmy
You: I tried making my own
You: But it didn't work
Stranger: ha... that's a little funny
You: I was shaking my milk for a week
Stranger: LMAO
You: Just looked like shaken milk
Stranger: im guessing your a female? lol
You: My gender is of no importance
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: your cool
You: You're*
You: Thanks
Stranger: you're welcome!
You: 'Your' cool too
Stranger: sorry i have bad grammar when i IM
You: I do love an inside joke
Stranger: i just type whatever comes to mind
Stranger: i have a ton of those
You: If i typed whatever came to mind, Not many people would understand me
Stranger: hahhaa well not many ppl understand me so i don't realy care
You: I think in various different screams
Stranger: screams?
You: I have allocated each scream to a different emotion
You: It's very complicated
Stranger: sounds interesting
Stranger: :)
You: My psychiatrist thinks so
Stranger: hahaha you have a shrink
You: Or at least that's what I think he thinks
Stranger: that's funny
You: How can you be sure that I'm not lying?
You: How can I be sure I'm not lying?
Stranger: i can't
You: Me niether
Stranger: so i pretend you're telling the truth
You: I pretend to know what these selection of symbols actually mean
You: I think I pull it off quite effectively
You: At least it seems that way
Stranger: Are you a middle aged man that lives in you'r mom's basement?
Stranger: That's what i think when i hear you talk.
You: I am a still at a nice ripe age I'll have you know
You: As for the basement... We don't have a basement
You: Maybe one day
You: I could give you my asl but I find that rather dull
Stranger: haha yeah i guess
You: Well... Here goes
You: 19/M/UK
You: Splendid no?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im 16/f/usa haha
You: I enjoy your enthusiasm
Stranger: thanks. i have a lot of that. maybe too much.
You: Although I do not see the humour in your asl
Stranger: lol well i type "haha" alot
You: I put my excess enthusiasm in a bowl and feed it to my cat
Stranger: i don't know why.
Stranger: LOL!
You: My cat is very enthusiastic
Stranger: That's good to know.
You: He paraglides
Stranger: what's that?
You: Around the living room, Looking for peanuts
Stranger: okayy then
Stranger: im gonna go
Stranger: bye!
Stranger: :)
You: That's a shame
You: I have much more to share
Stranger: You can share it with some other loser on omegle
You: So you're a loser?
You: Interesting
Stranger: but i have a life to live.
Stranger: yeah i am
You: I have several lives to live!
Stranger: Did you purchase them off of Ebay?
You: I store them in a shoe
You: No, Mine came from a tree
You: I grow my own
Stranger: Woah, that's cool. maybe you can send me some?
You: I do sell them on actually at a very reasonable price. www.Veryreasonablypricedhomegrownlivefromatree.com
Stranger: Hahahahahaha you're funny.
Stranger: Are you in college?
You: I finished my education last year in fact
Stranger: Yay! what are you doing?
Stranger: like for your education lol/
You: I studied Film and Media, As well as abstract thought and interperative dance
Stranger: That's cool! I think I want to be either an optometrist or a dentist.
You: I have no knowledge of optometrists and suspect it may be a figment of our collective imagination
Stranger: It's a fancy word for an eye doctor :)
You: You may find this interesting then, I have long since evolved past the need for teeth
You: A doctor for eyes you say, So... Would my eyes have to phone the doctor or 'optometrist' or would I myself have to make the booking on behalf of my eyes?
Stranger: Um you would.
Stranger: wow.
You: Hmmm, I'm not sure I like the sound of that
You: Would I need to accompany my eyes to the doctor?
You: Or could I slip them in an envelope
Stranger: what the fuck
You: Would some other eyes be made available to me while I wait for mine to return?
You: I think that should be your policy
Stranger: Okay, now i know you are REALY weird.
Stranger: But i realy have to go now.
Stranger: I have to get ready for a graduation party.
You: I'll see you in the fall, For the gala!
Stranger: what's the gala?
You: I'll bring the yacht, You bring the fruit selection
You: Toodles!
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What will you do without The Walrus?

Its been a while Ladies and Gentleman. *tips hat*. Make sure you check out our other updates here, and our very own NMRNOMG's top submission to www.omegleconversations.com here.

Here is a rather long conversation I had with a young man in desperate need of some life lessons. I hope you all learn something also. All... four of our followers.

You: You notice The Walrus.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: I will ride The Walrus.

You: The Walrus dances around with glee. You mount him and he takes you on a magical adventure around the Globe. You enjoy it thoroughly. Sadly, you are now wanted in all countries aside from the one country you did not visit. North Korea. You are now North Korean.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: I will build The Walrus a great shrine filled with many photos of our adventure around the globe and worship him daily.

You: The Walrus dances around with glee. He loves his shrine and rewards you with another gleeful dance. Sadly, Kim Jong Il is not happy about this idle worship. He takes away the shrine and puts you and The Walrus in a heavily guarded cell in North Korea's best prison.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: I will drug The Walrus and take one of his strong, ivory tusks. I will spend 27 nights digging an underground tunnel to China, using only the smell of Sweet and Sour Chicken and the dim moonlight to guide me.

You: The Walrus dances around with pain. He is not happy. He bursts into tears on the 17th night. You are still digging when the tunnel starts to fill with tears. You manage to climb out of the tunnel but now your tunnel is filled with water.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: This time, I will do something different. I will ask The Walrus for a 34lb piece of his fat. We will use the fat as a raft, and sail down the tunnel together.

You: The Walrus dances around in discomfort. The tunnel is unfinished. You get to the end and turn around. Your rafting skills have gone up 6 points each and The Walrus is thinner.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: On the 142 night of our imprisonment, I will use my large, long, strong, hairy legs to seduce the guard. After he and I have relations, he will agree to keep our cell unlocked.

You: The Walrus dances around in disagreement. Thats one guard down. Theres a lot more. The cell is now unlocked but the guard's shift changes and a different guard notices the lack of lock. He orders for the guard to be killed. He also double locks the cell, and upon noticing your tunnel, fills it in with glass.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: I will take the glass, and using my own spit, create the most beautiful sculpture of Kim Jong II ever built. He will be so overjoyed, he will let The Walrus and I come live in peace and harmony and richness with him.

You: The Walrus dances around i artistic brilliance. Sadly, you have never seen Kim Jong Il before. You instead made a sculpture of Jackie Chan. Upon its presentation, he revokes your citizenship. Luckily for you there is a small piece of 5ftx5ft land that you may live on. Sadly, The Walrus is rather large and so you have to stand on his head.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: The Walrus will decide that he wants to live in the sea once again. He will take me to his home, with his mother and father and sisters and brothers. I will develop gills and tusks, and we will be happy.

You: The Walrus dances around in glee. Sadly, you are banned from every country. You attempt to leave your home, now called The Square Of Dispair, but are prevented by doing so by various Border Guards from various countries. You are still in The Square Of Despair.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: The Walrus and I will befriend a carpenter.

You: The Walrus dances around in friend filled glee. Sadly, there are no carpenters in The Square Of Despair. You are still in The Square Of Despair.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: Au contraire, my dear stranger. You see, The Square of Despair is actually a wooden box made by the charming young carpenter who will live with us. He worked for hours on this box, his tan and chiseled muscles gleaming with sweat in the sunlight when he took his shirt off.

You: The Walrus dances around in fear. Why is he scared you ask? He is scared because I make the rules here, and none may challenge them. The Square Of Despair (with a capitalised 'O' by the way), is not a box, it is a 5ft x 5ft square of barren land. Nothing more. Nothing less. You are still in The Square Of Despair, the only difference now is that The Walrus is stood on your head.

You: What will you do about The Walrus?

Stranger: I will sneeze, throwing The Walrus out of The Square of Despair (with a lowercase 'o') and into the water.

You: The Walrus dances around in flight. It is now that you realise that The Walrus is not banned from other countries, only you. He has befriended you and stood by while you stole his tusks, cut off his fat and stood on his head for no other reason than to make sure you will always have a friend. The Border Guards will not let him back into The Square Of Despair and with a tear forming in his eye he dances a final sorrowful dance and slowly swims into the distance. I hope you have gained somethhing from this experience Stranger.

You: What will you do without The Walrus?

You: *Shutting down Simulation: Best Friend*

You: *Goodbye Stranger*

You have disconnected.

Omeglets - #3

Welcome to another sexy edition of Omeglets.

You: YOU CANT SEE ME BUT I DO
You: ALL THE TIME!
Stranger: shut up
You: WANT TO MATE?
Stranger: SHUT UP U FREAKING SICKO THIS ISNT WHAT THIS SITE IS MADE FOR U DICK
Stranger: bye
You: I WANT TO MATE ON YOU
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Stranger: hey
You: Quark is my name
You: And why are you?
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ou: The spaceman says everybody look now
Stranger: hey whats up :) instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..
You: ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND
Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but tha
*but that was all.
You: Spell ordinary correctly and I'll consider it you silly bot
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Stranger: hey dere
You: *smears poo on face*
Stranger: fuk off dinkmunch
You: DONT MUNCH MY DINK!
Stranger: wanna peice of me
You: Which piece ;)
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Stranger: hi
You: SHARK ATTACK
You: *GNARLRARLRAWR*
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Stranger: hi
You: If I hugglefeld your primple, would you trarnepf my manockoney?
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I'm such an assholw

Stranger: hiasl
You: Holy shit...
You: You didn't even put a space in
You: What the fuck is wrong with people
You: Care to try again?
Stranger: hi asl
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: h i a s l
You: Now try typing something worth reading
You: Orareyoutooretarded?
Stranger: wht u name
You: I'm going to go ahead and say that you are indeed, too retarded
Stranger: no im not
You: Just dull then?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ur nopt the sharpest knife in the draw no r u
You: At least I'm the knife with the best spelling and grammar
Stranger: no ur not
Stranger: assholw
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