Omeglets - #3

Welcome to another sexy edition of Omeglets.

You: YOU CANT SEE ME BUT I DO
You: ALL THE TIME!
Stranger: shut up
You: WANT TO MATE?
Stranger: SHUT UP U FREAKING SICKO THIS ISNT WHAT THIS SITE IS MADE FOR U DICK
Stranger: bye
You: I WANT TO MATE ON YOU
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Stranger: hey
You: Quark is my name
You: And why are you?
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ou: The spaceman says everybody look now
Stranger: hey whats up :) instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..
You: ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND
Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but tha
*but that was all.
You: Spell ordinary correctly and I'll consider it you silly bot
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Stranger: hey dere
You: *smears poo on face*
Stranger: fuk off dinkmunch
You: DONT MUNCH MY DINK!
Stranger: wanna peice of me
You: Which piece ;)
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Stranger: hi
You: SHARK ATTACK
You: *GNARLRARLRAWR*
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Stranger: hi
You: If I hugglefeld your primple, would you trarnepf my manockoney?
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