'Shopped.

One more for the road. It's quite lengthy but rather funny, some of my best work. HAR HAR. Don't miss the other updates from today:
Here
and
Here for the Omeglets - #3

Enjoy.

Stranger: holla!
Stranger: lol
You: 'shopped
Stranger: say what?
You: I think you're photoshopped
Stranger: oh... okaaaaay then!
You: :)
You: I'm a little bored
Stranger: i can tell haha
You: I have this ball
You: Would you like to hear what noise it makes when I through it against a wall
Stranger: so your a guy haha just kidding
You: *scah-runch!*
You: It's a nice noise I think
Stranger: your weird
Stranger: i think
You: I know
You: It's a curse
Stranger: haha it's okay i'm weird too no worrie
Stranger: *worries
You: I drink my milk off the ceiling!
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i hate milk
You: Eating cereal is tricky
Stranger: haha i hate milk but i eat cereal allllll the time
Stranger: is that weird?
You: I'm exactly the same
You: BUT
You: Have you considered milkshake?
Stranger: chocolate milk is okay
You: The process of shaking milk into chocolate
Stranger: haha milkshakes are yummmy
You: I tried making my own
You: But it didn't work
Stranger: ha... that's a little funny
You: I was shaking my milk for a week
Stranger: LMAO
You: Just looked like shaken milk
Stranger: im guessing your a female? lol
You: My gender is of no importance
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: your cool
You: You're*
You: Thanks
Stranger: you're welcome!
You: 'Your' cool too
Stranger: sorry i have bad grammar when i IM
You: I do love an inside joke
Stranger: i just type whatever comes to mind
Stranger: i have a ton of those
You: If i typed whatever came to mind, Not many people would understand me
Stranger: hahhaa well not many ppl understand me so i don't realy care
You: I think in various different screams
Stranger: screams?
You: I have allocated each scream to a different emotion
You: It's very complicated
Stranger: sounds interesting
Stranger: :)
You: My psychiatrist thinks so
Stranger: hahaha you have a shrink
You: Or at least that's what I think he thinks
Stranger: that's funny
You: How can you be sure that I'm not lying?
You: How can I be sure I'm not lying?
Stranger: i can't
You: Me niether
Stranger: so i pretend you're telling the truth
You: I pretend to know what these selection of symbols actually mean
You: I think I pull it off quite effectively
You: At least it seems that way
Stranger: Are you a middle aged man that lives in you'r mom's basement?
Stranger: That's what i think when i hear you talk.
You: I am a still at a nice ripe age I'll have you know
You: As for the basement... We don't have a basement
You: Maybe one day
You: I could give you my asl but I find that rather dull
Stranger: haha yeah i guess
You: Well... Here goes
You: 19/M/UK
You: Splendid no?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im 16/f/usa haha
You: I enjoy your enthusiasm
Stranger: thanks. i have a lot of that. maybe too much.
You: Although I do not see the humour in your asl
Stranger: lol well i type "haha" alot
You: I put my excess enthusiasm in a bowl and feed it to my cat
Stranger: i don't know why.
Stranger: LOL!
You: My cat is very enthusiastic
Stranger: That's good to know.
You: He paraglides
Stranger: what's that?
You: Around the living room, Looking for peanuts
Stranger: okayy then
Stranger: im gonna go
Stranger: bye!
Stranger: :)
You: That's a shame
You: I have much more to share
Stranger: You can share it with some other loser on omegle
You: So you're a loser?
You: Interesting
Stranger: but i have a life to live.
Stranger: yeah i am
You: I have several lives to live!
Stranger: Did you purchase them off of Ebay?
You: I store them in a shoe
You: No, Mine came from a tree
You: I grow my own
Stranger: Woah, that's cool. maybe you can send me some?
You: I do sell them on actually at a very reasonable price. www.Veryreasonablypricedhomegrownlivefromatree.com
Stranger: Hahahahahaha you're funny.
Stranger: Are you in college?
You: I finished my education last year in fact
Stranger: Yay! what are you doing?
Stranger: like for your education lol/
You: I studied Film and Media, As well as abstract thought and interperative dance
Stranger: That's cool! I think I want to be either an optometrist or a dentist.
You: I have no knowledge of optometrists and suspect it may be a figment of our collective imagination
Stranger: It's a fancy word for an eye doctor :)
You: You may find this interesting then, I have long since evolved past the need for teeth
You: A doctor for eyes you say, So... Would my eyes have to phone the doctor or 'optometrist' or would I myself have to make the booking on behalf of my eyes?
Stranger: Um you would.
Stranger: wow.
You: Hmmm, I'm not sure I like the sound of that
You: Would I need to accompany my eyes to the doctor?
You: Or could I slip them in an envelope
Stranger: what the fuck
You: Would some other eyes be made available to me while I wait for mine to return?
You: I think that should be your policy
Stranger: Okay, now i know you are REALY weird.
Stranger: But i realy have to go now.
Stranger: I have to get ready for a graduation party.
You: I'll see you in the fall, For the gala!
Stranger: what's the gala?
You: I'll bring the yacht, You bring the fruit selection
You: Toodles!
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