Omeglets - #4

Stranger: hello
You: You can call me Lorenzo
You: Lorenzo A. Kelsey
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You: I'm from Kacorlak
Stranger: cool
Stranger: no idea where it is
You: It's a small village in Hungary
Stranger: i see
You: In Zala
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm from Finland
You: Zala is about 3,784 km squared
Stranger: ok
You: With about 291,700 inhabitants
You: CONSIDER YOURSELF EDUMACATED
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Stranger: hi
You: LICK ME
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Stranger: oh hai
You: OH HAI THAR
You: I know right?
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Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: Wtf, GET OUT MY HEAD
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You: Can you feel the vibrations?
You: Vibrating aren't they
Stranger: No.
You: Funny little vibrations
You: Vibrating all night and all day
You: Like there was nothing else to do but vibrate
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Stranger: hiyaaa
You: Vicious little hobbits
Stranger: strange young mind
You: My mind is old but I am young
You: I had my mind removed and replaced with my nans
You: She wasn't using it anymore
You: She was too busy shaving the cat
Stranger: waw, i was in the same position not a long time back,
but she was too busy shaving the dog
Stranger: instead
You: My nan makes curry with electrical discharge
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Stranger: boo!
You: RACIST DWARVES JUMPING THE FENCES OF INDECISIVE BUT NOT QUITE ALONE PEOPLE
Stranger: how interesting.
You: THEY THINK ITS FUNNY
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You: Is sound contagious?
Stranger: ye
You: But when does it?
Stranger: i don't know
You: So why do they?
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