Well, I think it's fair to say that a mere tip of the hat isn't a decent way to introduce oneself! I am The Great Boberic! *tips hat* (I said it wasn't a decent way not that it isn't awesome). I will be sharing with you some of my adventures and may expose you to my magnificence through random chatterings. For today I shall share with you a small extract from my Omegle library, just to ease you into the madness. When you reach the large block of text you may attempt to read it all, but if you wish not to, simply read what hath been emboldened and enlargened.
You: Hey!
You: Asl?
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: 20/m/cali
You: Kl!
Stranger: what about you?
You: 19/f/uk
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: waht u do for fun
You: Anything =P
You: But you have to pass the test
Stranger: =)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bring it on
You: If you can, ill do anything for you!
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: wahts the test
You: You just have to read what i next write, once you've read it, youll no what to do! And don't just skip to the end because that won't help you lol
Stranger: ok
You: ifitypewithnospacesthepagewillscrollsidewaysinsteadofdownwardsisntthatawesomeitsanamazingfindithinkyoullagreewouldyouliketojoininthefestivitieswithmeibetyouwouldgoontheressomefantaovertherewouldyoulikesomeareyoustillreadingibetyouareibetyouhaventheardaboutthecursehaveyouohnoitsgonnagetyouyoudbetterstopreadingbutyoucantcanyouyouarecaptivatedbythelongevityofmywordingwellinthiscasethecatcertainlywaskilledwasntitohyoullfindoutsoonnotsoonenoughthoughitscomingthumpthumpthumpiiiiiitsheerrreeeeeehellomrcurseohhellomrcursecreaterhowareyouohmeimfinewhosthatohhesthecursedohokthenomnomnomnomnomheateyousuchashameandeventhoughyoufeelnodifferentyouwillnowrealisethateverythingfeelssetuplikesomeformoftrumanshowbutwithoutjimcareysolessfunnybutneverminditsyourcursewhywoulditbefunnylookatyoutheonlywaytoliftthecurseistosendthisto5morepeoplebutyouhavetotypeitwordforwordandnotcopyandpastethatwillonlyenvokethewrathofmrcurseandyoudontwantthatdoyouohyeahtheresalsosomespriteandiceteaovertherefeelfreetohelpyourselfalsoimadudesonocamforyoulolowned
Stranger: tghat was long
You: Did you read it all?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ur a dude
Stranger: ?
You: Haha, yeahh
You: Sorry dude.
Stranger: wahts the point in all that
You: I wrote all of that out and no ones ever bothered to read it.
Stranger: oh
You: So i figured id use the desperation of the ASL clan to my advantage.
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: kinda lame
Stranger: but w/e
You: Yeah
You: So is trying to get laid on omgle
You: But w/e
You: omegle*
Stranger: hsa
You: Yes...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That is all *tips hat* *jumps onto Noble Tortoise of DOOM!* *rides off on Noble Tortoise of DOOM!*
You: Hey!
You: Asl?
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: 20/m/cali
You: Kl!
Stranger: what about you?
You: 19/f/uk
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: waht u do for fun
You: Anything =P
You: But you have to pass the test
Stranger: =)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bring it on
You: If you can, ill do anything for you!
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: wahts the test
You: You just have to read what i next write, once you've read it, youll no what to do! And don't just skip to the end because that won't help you lol
Stranger: ok
You: ifitypewithnospacesthepagewillscrollsidewaysinsteadofdownwardsisntthatawesomeitsanamazingfindithinkyoullagreewouldyouliketojoininthefestivitieswithmeibetyouwouldgoontheressomefantaovertherewouldyoulikesomeareyoustillreadingibetyouareibetyouhaventheardaboutthecursehaveyouohnoitsgonnagetyouyoudbetterstopreadingbutyoucantcanyouyouarecaptivatedbythelongevityofmywordingwellinthiscasethecatcertainlywaskilledwasntitohyoullfindoutsoonnotsoonenoughthoughitscomingthumpthumpthumpiiiiiitsheerrreeeeeehellomrcurseohhellomrcursecreaterhowareyouohmeimfinewhosthatohhesthecursedohokthenomnomnomnomnomheateyousuchashameandeventhoughyoufeelnodifferentyouwillnowrealisethateverythingfeelssetuplikesomeformoftrumanshowbutwithoutjimcareysolessfunnybutneverminditsyourcursewhywoulditbefunnylookatyoutheonlywaytoliftthecurseistosendthisto5morepeoplebutyouhavetotypeitwordforwordandnotcopyandpastethatwillonlyenvokethewrathofmrcurseandyoudontwantthatdoyouohyeahtheresalsosomespriteandiceteaovertherefeelfreetohelpyourselfalsoimadudesonocamforyoulolowned
Stranger: tghat was long
You: Did you read it all?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ur a dude
Stranger: ?
You: Haha, yeahh
You: Sorry dude.
Stranger: wahts the point in all that
You: I wrote all of that out and no ones ever bothered to read it.
Stranger: oh
You: So i figured id use the desperation of the ASL clan to my advantage.
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: kinda lame
Stranger: but w/e
You: Yeah
You: So is trying to get laid on omgle
You: But w/e
You: omegle*
Stranger: hsa
You: Yes...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That is all *tips hat* *jumps onto Noble Tortoise of DOOM!* *rides off on Noble Tortoise of DOOM!*
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