Lets start this off.

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This is CURSED:

Stranger: whatchur name?
You: NMRNOMG
You: you?
Stranger: Chelsea(:
You: awesome sauce
You: i have an ex called chelsea
You: i dont know why you want to know
Stranger: :D I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME
You: but it seemed relevant
Stranger: :/
You: AWESOME SAUCE
Stranger: i pained my face today
Stranger: i was a kitty :P
You: you pained your face?
Stranger: :D
You: that must have been...painful
Stranger: hahahaha
You: how does one pain themselves in the face
Stranger: painted*
You: OH
You: well that changes everything
You: i would be more impressed if you pained your face into a kitty
Stranger: (:
Stranger: well then.
You: indeed
You: was her name brabra?
You: no i think it was barbara
Stranger: it was bertholomule
You: i doubt that
You: muchly
You: greatly
You: intensely
Stranger: (:
Stranger: how old be is you?
Stranger: haah sorry my inner- illerate came out.
You: i is are love illiteration
You: it can was my favourite
Stranger: :D
Stranger: :D
You: me is are 17+23-22
Stranger: 18?
Stranger: Lmao
You: WE HAVE A WINNER
Stranger: :D
You: you win
You: knowledge
Stranger: whats my prize!!!!
Stranger: :|.
You: KNOWLEDGE
You: or this copper sword
You: choice is yourcs
You: or yours
You: or his
Stranger: copper sword
Stranger: (:
You: YOU ACQUIRED COPPER SWORD
You: *celebration music*
Stranger: yayyyy
You: BUT
You: the Copper Sword was CURSED
You: *shock horror*
You: you now cant turn left
Stranger: :(
Stranger: D:
You: if you wish to take a left, you must do a complete right circle
Stranger: D: noooo
You: fraid so
You: you should have taken the knowledge
Stranger: D:
Stranger: i want knowledge on how to turn left agaiun
You: too late
You: you have to break the curse
Stranger: D:
Stranger: :( can i just pass the curse to my cat
Stranger: ?>
You: if you want your cat to die
You: unless your cat is called leonidus
Stranger: you soo mean NMRNOMG
Stranger: :(
You: i didnt make this curse
You: PLUS i gave you the option to take the knowledge
Stranger: :((((
Stranger: im saddddd
You: well, theres nothing i can do
Stranger: doesnt mr NMRNOMG have magic powers?
You: 1. you do not have permission to call my NMRNOMG 2. people who call me NMRNOMG without permission get cursed and 3. yes i do
Stranger: d:
Stranger: D:
You: you now cant turn right either
You: you are destined to walk in a straight line forever
Stranger: ahh. i dont like this game):
You: its not a game, this is really happening
Stranger: AHHH):
You: sorry about this
You: i didnt want for this to happen
You: but it was all down to you
Stranger: :) i want knowledgde
You: TOO LATE
You: you were tricked by the shiny copper sword
You: its beauty blinded you
You: and now the rust has taken you
Stranger: :) i cure my self
You: you cant
You: any attempts at curing yourself only results in further curses
Stranger: hahha i win(:
You: well no
You: because
You: no
Stranger: :D does it upset you?
You: you upset me
Stranger: (:
Stranger: but i looveee you(:
You: well
You: thats a statement
Stranger: (:
You: that is not returned
You: i do not love thee
Stranger: :'(
You: i cannot love a cursed person
You: how would we take walks if you cant turn left or right?
You: how would you return home after work?
You: i cannot walk around the world in a continuous straight line for eternity for you
You: you're just not that special to me
You: im sorry
You: this is a road you must walk alone
Stranger: i walk a lonely road. the road i will ever know.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: the only*
You: no Green Day on this road im afraid
You: another condition of the curse
Stranger: XD
You: XD wont help you now
Stranger: all i need is hobos :D
You: there will be many hobos on your travels im sure
Stranger: :DDDDDDD
You: you overuse smilies
You: is this another curse?
You: did you take the bronze medallion?
Stranger: yes. sadly
You: will you ever learnd
You: learn*
Stranger: :) no
You: good! because i have this polysterene cabnet im getting rid of
You: want it?
Stranger: YESSS(:
Stranger: wait.
You: TOO LATE
Stranger: is itcursed?
You: you said yes
You: its yours
You: the curse has moved onto you
Stranger: :(
Stranger: hhaa*:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Byee

NMRNOMG