Omeglets - #1

Just some short omegles to pass the time.

Stranger: Let's cut to the chase, tell me which of the following you are:
A) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a female
B ) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a male
C) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a male
D) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a female
E) Male (horny) looking to speak with a female
F) Male (horny) looking to speak with a male
G) Female (horny) looking to speak with a male
H) Female (horny) looking to speak with a female.
You: I) Feels sorry for you
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: eh?
Stranger: wha
You: moo?
Stranger: woof
You: dont be an idiot
You: we're all adults here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi im looking for horny girl
You: OMG REALLY, BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR A DESPERATE LONELY TEENAGER
You: PERFECT
You: no girl will ever want you
You: remember that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I am refusing to speak first
You: FUCK
You have disconnected.

Byee