iPod Shufflin'

I shoved my iPod on shuffle and well, this is the outcome. Obviously I didn't put the band names in the conversation, they're just there for reference.

You: ready to kick out the jams(RATM)?
Stranger: jams?
Stranger: *gets equiped*
You: yes, but i should warn you, they are quite far away(Wolfmother)
Stranger: LETS DO IT
You: they're in hotel yorba(White Stripes) i think
You: lets just go with the flow (QOTSA)
Stranger: naw im doing this my way
You: well IM your daddy (Weezer)
You: so do it my way, or no ball and biscuit (White Stripes)
Stranger: *fires all his guns at the hotel*
You: shit, this monkeys gone to heaven (Pixies)
Stranger: BRING DOWN THE HOTEL
You: stop whispering (Radiohead)
Stranger: F*CK THE JAMS YEARGH
You: wake up (RATM)! cant you see!
You: theres a 300mph torriential outpour blues (White Stripes) coming our way
Stranger: I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME 25.MM!!!!
You: let down... (Radiohead)
You: We suck YOUNG blood (Radiohead)
You: i have an idea, lets speak in tongues (Placebo), for safety
You: you beautiful freak (Eels) you
Stranger: you can lick it off there corpses if you want
You: thats the street spirit (Radiohead)
You: we need to get back in the USSR (The Beatles)
Stranger: i do the killin you do the lickin
You: they're coming! keep me alive! (Echobrain)
Stranger: RAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAHHH
You: lets get out of here, theres something in the way (Nirvana)
Stranger: WRHAHAHAHAHAhaha..-
Stranger: im out of ammo
You: Smile, it could be worse (Weezer)
Stranger: i still have this granede
Stranger: hey where's the pin
Stranger: ...
You: oh shit, Mr. Brownstone! you idiot (GnR)
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffuck
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: we're going to need a new pony... (The Dead Weather)
Stranger: *sniff*
Stranger: poor pony
You: You dont know what love is! (White Stripes)
You: i hope you choke (Feeder)
Stranger: thanks mr vampire
You: actually im a spaceman (The Killers)
Stranger: okay Mr. spaceman
You: can we go home yet? (Dream Theater
Stranger: o hey an army
Stranger: and another one
You: is lovely rita with them? (The Beatles)
Stranger: and the justice league
You: we can run away now they're all dead and gone (Snow Patrol)
Stranger: and the league of super evil
Stranger: and kenny
Stranger: o whoops he died
You: damn it, i wanted his sugalumps (Flight of the Conchords)
Stranger: i just noticed
You: what? did he rock the house? (Gorillaz)
Stranger: this is quicksand
You: too many words! not enough action (Sick Puppies)
Stranger: okay
You: im falling down (Muse)
Stranger: *jetpack out of F*CKING NOWHERE*
You: lets go, anywhere but here (Sick Puppies)
Stranger: lets go spacecowboy
You: turn me around, im slipping (Weezer)
Stranger: no time for slipping
Stranger: TURBO SUPER MEGA OVER 929064640346MPH SPEED
You: there he is! its Jesus of surburbia, go to him (Green Day)
Stranger: k
Stranger: here we are
You: fancy a game of uno? (Muse)
Stranger: hey a nuke
You: pull me under! (Dream Theater)
Stranger: its beeping...
Stranger: why is it beeping?
You: its going to create a black hole sun i bet (Soundgarden)
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: WTF
Stranger:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
You: OH SHIT, im the exploding boy! (The Cure)
Stranger: and they all died
Stranger: the end
Stranger: well goodnight
You: goodnight sweet darlin' (She & Him)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.