I'm such an assholw

Stranger: hiasl
You: Holy shit...
You: You didn't even put a space in
You: What the fuck is wrong with people
You: Care to try again?
Stranger: hi asl
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: h i a s l
You: Now try typing something worth reading
You: Orareyoutooretarded?
Stranger: wht u name
You: I'm going to go ahead and say that you are indeed, too retarded
Stranger: no im not
You: Just dull then?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ur nopt the sharpest knife in the draw no r u
You: At least I'm the knife with the best spelling and grammar
Stranger: no ur not
Stranger: assholw
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