Omeglets - #5

Not that many today but felt like adding these. Mainly to subtly slip in the size of my penis.
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Stranger: hey
You: i just dont know what to do with myself
Stranger: how bout u cut off ur 2 inch dick
You: because then ill only have 10 inches left
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You: If white = black, Why am I so aroused?
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Stranger: hey
You: This doesn't look HD to me
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Stranger: hii
You: When I bend over, I can hear my dad moan
You: Weird huh?
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Stranger: Hello!
You: Welcome!
You: Would you like an apple?
Stranger: no, im Allard to fruit
Stranger: allergic*
You: My names Allard
You: Allard Ballard
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