It sure has been a while hasn't it? That would be because I haven't been on omegle all that much lately. No, I haven't got a life yet, don't be silly. Anyway, boredom the other night led to me and The Great Boberic venturing onto the old chat site. Here's what I conjured up.
Stranger: hello
You: Are you a plucky young buckineer?
Stranger: what
You: Do you feel the undesirable urge to swashbuckle?
Stranger: what the fuck you talkin about dude
You: Do you wake up in a cold sweat shouting 'Hoist the main sail!'?
Stranger: are you a girl
You: Do you search for treasure wherever you may roam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey asl
You: I spin my penis like a roulette wheel
Stranger: like bruno
You: I soak sponges in my own vomit then bathe my cat with them
You: He's called Vom Vom McStinky
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hii (:
You: Unhand me Priest!
Stranger: asl ?
Stranger: what ?
You: I cannot think of anything I wish to say to you, you smelly hag
Stranger: why ?
You: Because you drain the liquid fun right out of my brain like an excitement sponge
Stranger: you are successful?
You: CASE.
You: CLOSED.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: m or f
You: That's 'from' backwards!
You: I won't fall for your trickery
You have disconnected.
Monday, 18 October 2010
Tuesday, 7 September 2010
Omeglets - #6
Stranger: will u ahve chat sex with me
You: If you truly believe that I will
You: Then yes
Stranger: boy or girl
You: I'm not feeling the belief
Stranger: i believe
You: No, That's just your erection
You: BELIEVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: *breathes in your face*
Stranger: wtf
You: Guess what I had for dinner
You: *breathes in your face*
Stranger: poo
You: Nope!
You: Guess again
Stranger: die u fuck
You: *breathes in your face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: HEY`
You: I do not care for your tone of voice young man
Stranger: sorry papa.
Stranger: please forgive me?
You: No!
You: Get in the dungeon
Stranger: D:
Stranger: ahhh!!! not the dungeon!!
You: My rapist is getting hungry
You: Go tend to his needs
Stranger: but im sorrry!!
Stranger: please no papa!!!!
You: Uncle Rape needs some care and attention
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You: No more arguing back or I'll take you to Beastiality Sue
Stranger: ouu fuck, not her!!
You: Exactly
You: Get in the dungeon
You: And assume the position
Stranger: which position would that be ?!!!?!
Stranger: :O\
You: If you can't remember from last time you'll just have to ask Uncle Rape for extra help
Stranger: ohh okay, i will ask. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! *runs away*
You: *fires rifle*
You: Got him
You: Guess I'll take him to Cannibal Karl instead
You have disconnected.
Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm here
Stranger: male?
You: I'm over here!
Stranger: wht?
Stranger: u male or female?
You: Haha oh Jake, You are silly, I'm right here!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi, I'm a male.
You: *Group applaud*
Stranger: .
Stranger: Thanks guys.
You: Welcome to our little.. Family, As I like to call it
You: We are here for you
You: We're all male here
You: There is nothing wrong with it
You: Your buddy is going to be Keith
You: Say Hi to Keith
Stranger: Fuck you Keith.
You: *Group disapproving glare*
You: I don't think you were meant for our family
You: Keith is going to need a lot of group hugging and calming sounds to repair the damage you have caused
You: I hope you're proud of yourself
You have disconnected.
You: If you truly believe that I will
You: Then yes
Stranger: boy or girl
You: I'm not feeling the belief
Stranger: i believe
You: No, That's just your erection
You: BELIEVE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: *breathes in your face*
Stranger: wtf
You: Guess what I had for dinner
You: *breathes in your face*
Stranger: poo
You: Nope!
You: Guess again
Stranger: die u fuck
You: *breathes in your face*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: HEY`
You: I do not care for your tone of voice young man
Stranger: sorry papa.
Stranger: please forgive me?
You: No!
You: Get in the dungeon
Stranger: D:
Stranger: ahhh!!! not the dungeon!!
You: My rapist is getting hungry
You: Go tend to his needs
Stranger: but im sorrry!!
Stranger: please no papa!!!!
You: Uncle Rape needs some care and attention
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You: No more arguing back or I'll take you to Beastiality Sue
Stranger: ouu fuck, not her!!
You: Exactly
You: Get in the dungeon
You: And assume the position
Stranger: which position would that be ?!!!?!
Stranger: :O\
You: If you can't remember from last time you'll just have to ask Uncle Rape for extra help
Stranger: ohh okay, i will ask. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!! *runs away*
You: *fires rifle*
You: Got him
You: Guess I'll take him to Cannibal Karl instead
You have disconnected.
Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm here
Stranger: male?
You: I'm over here!
Stranger: wht?
Stranger: u male or female?
You: Haha oh Jake, You are silly, I'm right here!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hi, I'm a male.
You: *Group applaud*
Stranger: .
Stranger: Thanks guys.
You: Welcome to our little.. Family, As I like to call it
You: We are here for you
You: We're all male here
You: There is nothing wrong with it
You: Your buddy is going to be Keith
You: Say Hi to Keith
Stranger: Fuck you Keith.
You: *Group disapproving glare*
You: I don't think you were meant for our family
You: Keith is going to need a lot of group hugging and calming sounds to repair the damage you have caused
You: I hope you're proud of yourself
You have disconnected.
Thursday, 12 August 2010
Just a couple Omegles to keep you going
Stranger: Hey asl?
You: Hand me that towel, I've done a woopsy!
Stranger: Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.
You: I have poopy on my knees
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: *tucks penis away secretly*
Stranger: lmao
You: STOP STARING
Stranger: im not
You: I can FEEL your eyes on me
Stranger: im sorry
You: I'm no peasant
Stranger: srslyyyy
You: Wanna trade garlic?
You: I'll give you this garlic for that garlic over there
Stranger: okayyyy
You: Result!
You: *trades*
Stranger: *trading*
You: This garlic makes me one happy gypsy
Stranger: i love gypsy's
You: I should make a sign declaring my happy gypsy status...
Stranger: wewwww i think you should
Stranger: did you know theres mountains on the moon
You: Duh, Where do you think gypsies come from
Stranger: omgaaaaaad hello \o/
You: Didn't we already do the greetings
Stranger: im sorry
You: I'll check my notebook, I usually write this kind of stuff down
Stranger: your funny
You: Yeah we did, See?
You: Thursday, Greeted new friend while tucking away penis
You: Eyed up their garlic
Stranger: cool ill remember next time
You: You should write it down like I do
You: I have 2000 volumes of this
Stranger: your a lier
You: *You're a liar*
Stranger: we didnt actually say hello
You: I did
You: Maybe you didn't hear me
You: OR MAYBE YOU WERE TOO BUSY STARING
You: You said you wasn't staring
You: No whose the liar
You: *changes sign to unhappy gypsy*
Stranger: lierlierlier
You: *Liar
You: Fine, Be that way
You: You can have your garlic back anyway
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: i thought we could of had something really special
You: Clearly not
You: I'm glad I cursed that garlic I gave you
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: dont do this to me
You: It's too late
You: I cursed you with an insatiable thirst for strawberry milkshake
Stranger: where are you gypsy?
Stranger: omg i actually have
Stranger: ive got yazoo downsaires
You: But it will never be enough
You: You will always want more
You: All the strawberry milkshake in the world will not be enough to quench this thirst
Stranger: i have dr pepper
Stranger: why do you make the rules
You: Because I'm a fucking moon gypsy
You: *does freaky dance*
Stranger: is your name jonjo?
You: No
You: That's my father
You: I'm Jonjo Junior
Stranger: i know your daddy
Stranger: thats a cute name
You: Jonjo Junior Senior Junior is my full name
Stranger: <3
You: What's that?
You: What's less than 3?
You: You make no sense
Stranger: where are you from
You: The moon mountains
You: A little town called Wallop
You: We make novelty hammers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: I'm a trickster
You: Watch out for my tricks
You: WHICH WAY DID HE GO
You have disconnected.
You: Hand me that towel, I've done a woopsy!
Stranger: Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.
You: I have poopy on my knees
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: *tucks penis away secretly*
Stranger: lmao
You: STOP STARING
Stranger: im not
You: I can FEEL your eyes on me
Stranger: im sorry
You: I'm no peasant
Stranger: srslyyyy
You: Wanna trade garlic?
You: I'll give you this garlic for that garlic over there
Stranger: okayyyy
You: Result!
You: *trades*
Stranger: *trading*
You: This garlic makes me one happy gypsy
Stranger: i love gypsy's
You: I should make a sign declaring my happy gypsy status...
Stranger: wewwww i think you should
Stranger: did you know theres mountains on the moon
You: Duh, Where do you think gypsies come from
Stranger: omgaaaaaad hello \o/
You: Didn't we already do the greetings
Stranger: im sorry
You: I'll check my notebook, I usually write this kind of stuff down
Stranger: your funny
You: Yeah we did, See?
You: Thursday, Greeted new friend while tucking away penis
You: Eyed up their garlic
Stranger: cool ill remember next time
You: You should write it down like I do
You: I have 2000 volumes of this
Stranger: your a lier
You: *You're a liar*
Stranger: we didnt actually say hello
You: I did
You: Maybe you didn't hear me
You: OR MAYBE YOU WERE TOO BUSY STARING
You: You said you wasn't staring
You: No whose the liar
You: *changes sign to unhappy gypsy*
Stranger: lierlierlier
You: *Liar
You: Fine, Be that way
You: You can have your garlic back anyway
Stranger: thankyou
Stranger: i thought we could of had something really special
You: Clearly not
You: I'm glad I cursed that garlic I gave you
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: dont do this to me
You: It's too late
You: I cursed you with an insatiable thirst for strawberry milkshake
Stranger: where are you gypsy?
Stranger: omg i actually have
Stranger: ive got yazoo downsaires
You: But it will never be enough
You: You will always want more
You: All the strawberry milkshake in the world will not be enough to quench this thirst
Stranger: i have dr pepper
Stranger: why do you make the rules
You: Because I'm a fucking moon gypsy
You: *does freaky dance*
Stranger: is your name jonjo?
You: No
You: That's my father
You: I'm Jonjo Junior
Stranger: i know your daddy
Stranger: thats a cute name
You: Jonjo Junior Senior Junior is my full name
Stranger: <3
You: What's that?
You: What's less than 3?
You: You make no sense
Stranger: where are you from
You: The moon mountains
You: A little town called Wallop
You: We make novelty hammers
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: I'm a trickster
You: Watch out for my tricks
You: WHICH WAY DID HE GO
You have disconnected.
Sunday, 18 July 2010
Guess what? Strangers lie...
Well well well! It seems that I, NMRNOMG and The Great Boberic *tips hat*, are part of Omegle history. A small part though it may be...
If you go onto Omegle today you'll see a new message alongside the usual 'You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!'
Yes indeed, In fact you'll get this message too:
'Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.'
I'm sure we weren't the only ones to do this but here is our effort:
You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.
Paul
1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
Stranger: 1
You: Connecting....
You: Hello, My name is Tim from the Omegle customer service dept. How can I help you?
Stranger: Well i recieved a message saying you had multiple complaints of lewd or inappropriate behavior traced to this IP address and there has been nothing of the sort said i do not believe
You: Well I have some of your conversation logs in front of me and that doesn't seem to be the case
Stranger: I really have no idea why though i have not said anything wrong have i?
You: You've been calling other Omegle users abusive names
Stranger: Such as??
You: 'Cock muncher', 'Reptilian Scumbag from Xenon', 'Weasel Snatcher' as well as some others
Stranger: When were these used??
You: The 3 examples stated were recent, within 1 - 3 days. Are you aware of anyone else using your computer without your knowing?
Stranger: This computer belongs to me and only me. and this is the first time for me ever getting on this website from this computer. There must be some kind of mix up i dont use any sort of names. if i dont feel like talking to someone all i do is click out of the conversation. I dont know how this could be possible but this is the honest truth.
You: I'm sorry Sir/Madame but I can see that the IP you are using is the same used for the aforementioned conversations. Are you sure that your internet is secure?
Stranger: Im a almost positive that the internet is secured however our carrier was just switched so i dont know if that has anything to do with it but i am certian that nothing of that sort has ever come from my computer
You: Can I ask which carrier you use?
Stranger: well we had Fios but now switched to Frontier i believe but im not entirely sure on that one
Stranger: I assure you this must be a mistake however because i only learned about this website from a friend while i was over at his house only 2 days ago. and this is the first time i have been on this computer since then,
You: If that's the case then I may know what has happened. We have had a lot of trouble with Frontier, Mixing up the IP adresses. It may be that your IP has been mistaken for another using that carrier, I would suggest contacting your carrier and ask them if they are aware of anyone else using your IP address or any possible mix up. I cannot stop them being contacted within the next 24 hours but if you inform them of the situation and give them my email I'm sure we can have this sorted.
Stranger: I am sorry for any problem that has occured from this. we have had problems with our internet before that i have tried to call and not been able to get a hold of anyone within a couple of days.
Stranger: I am sorry for any problems that may have occured and i will try my best to resolve them
You: Ok, Under the irregular circumstances of this problem we won't take any action as of yet. What I suggest is to stay off Omegle until you have contacted your carrier and they have got in touch with us, Just to prevent any further problems. I would continue trying to get hold of your carrier and inform them of the situation.
Stranger: I will no longer return to Omegle even after this problem is solved just so no further problems will occur. Omegle was a great website and i made many friends but i do not believe i will be back. Thank you for your time
Stranger: Good Bye
You: Thank you for being so co-operative. I'm sure we will get this problem sorted soon, I regret this situation has occured and I urge you to return to Omegle one day in the future.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
If you go onto Omegle today you'll see a new message alongside the usual 'You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!'
Yes indeed, In fact you'll get this message too:
'Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.'
I'm sure we weren't the only ones to do this but here is our effort:
You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.
Paul
1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
Stranger: 1
You: Connecting....
You: Hello, My name is Tim from the Omegle customer service dept. How can I help you?
Stranger: Well i recieved a message saying you had multiple complaints of lewd or inappropriate behavior traced to this IP address and there has been nothing of the sort said i do not believe
You: Well I have some of your conversation logs in front of me and that doesn't seem to be the case
Stranger: I really have no idea why though i have not said anything wrong have i?
You: You've been calling other Omegle users abusive names
Stranger: Such as??
You: 'Cock muncher', 'Reptilian Scumbag from Xenon', 'Weasel Snatcher' as well as some others
Stranger: When were these used??
You: The 3 examples stated were recent, within 1 - 3 days. Are you aware of anyone else using your computer without your knowing?
Stranger: This computer belongs to me and only me. and this is the first time for me ever getting on this website from this computer. There must be some kind of mix up i dont use any sort of names. if i dont feel like talking to someone all i do is click out of the conversation. I dont know how this could be possible but this is the honest truth.
You: I'm sorry Sir/Madame but I can see that the IP you are using is the same used for the aforementioned conversations. Are you sure that your internet is secure?
Stranger: Im a almost positive that the internet is secured however our carrier was just switched so i dont know if that has anything to do with it but i am certian that nothing of that sort has ever come from my computer
You: Can I ask which carrier you use?
Stranger: well we had Fios but now switched to Frontier i believe but im not entirely sure on that one
Stranger: I assure you this must be a mistake however because i only learned about this website from a friend while i was over at his house only 2 days ago. and this is the first time i have been on this computer since then,
You: If that's the case then I may know what has happened. We have had a lot of trouble with Frontier, Mixing up the IP adresses. It may be that your IP has been mistaken for another using that carrier, I would suggest contacting your carrier and ask them if they are aware of anyone else using your IP address or any possible mix up. I cannot stop them being contacted within the next 24 hours but if you inform them of the situation and give them my email I'm sure we can have this sorted.
Stranger: I am sorry for any problem that has occured from this. we have had problems with our internet before that i have tried to call and not been able to get a hold of anyone within a couple of days.
Stranger: I am sorry for any problems that may have occured and i will try my best to resolve them
You: Ok, Under the irregular circumstances of this problem we won't take any action as of yet. What I suggest is to stay off Omegle until you have contacted your carrier and they have got in touch with us, Just to prevent any further problems. I would continue trying to get hold of your carrier and inform them of the situation.
Stranger: I will no longer return to Omegle even after this problem is solved just so no further problems will occur. Omegle was a great website and i made many friends but i do not believe i will be back. Thank you for your time
Stranger: Good Bye
You: Thank you for being so co-operative. I'm sure we will get this problem sorted soon, I regret this situation has occured and I urge you to return to Omegle one day in the future.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tuesday, 6 July 2010
Omeglets - #5
Not that many today but felt like adding these. Mainly to subtly slip in the size of my penis.
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>.>
Stranger: hey
You: i just dont know what to do with myself
Stranger: how bout u cut off ur 2 inch dick
You: because then ill only have 10 inches left
You have disconnected.
You: If white = black, Why am I so aroused?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: This doesn't look HD to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hii
You: When I bend over, I can hear my dad moan
You: Weird huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hello!
You: Welcome!
You: Would you like an apple?
Stranger: no, im Allard to fruit
Stranger: allergic*
You: My names Allard
You: Allard Ballard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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>.>
Stranger: hey
You: i just dont know what to do with myself
Stranger: how bout u cut off ur 2 inch dick
You: because then ill only have 10 inches left
You have disconnected.
You: If white = black, Why am I so aroused?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: This doesn't look HD to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hii
You: When I bend over, I can hear my dad moan
You: Weird huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hello!
You: Welcome!
You: Would you like an apple?
Stranger: no, im Allard to fruit
Stranger: allergic*
You: My names Allard
You: Allard Ballard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sunday, 4 July 2010
Omeglets - #4
Stranger: hello
You: You can call me Lorenzo
You: Lorenzo A. Kelsey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I'm from Kacorlak
Stranger: cool
Stranger: no idea where it is
You: It's a small village in Hungary
Stranger: i see
You: In Zala
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm from Finland
You: Zala is about 3,784 km squared
Stranger: ok
You: With about 291,700 inhabitants
You: CONSIDER YOURSELF EDUMACATED
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: LICK ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: oh hai
You: OH HAI THAR
You: I know right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: Wtf, GET OUT MY HEAD
You have disconnected.
You: Can you feel the vibrations?
You: Vibrating aren't they
Stranger: No.
You: Funny little vibrations
You: Vibrating all night and all day
You: Like there was nothing else to do but vibrate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hiyaaa
You: Vicious little hobbits
Stranger: strange young mind
You: My mind is old but I am young
You: I had my mind removed and replaced with my nans
You: She wasn't using it anymore
You: She was too busy shaving the cat
Stranger: waw, i was in the same position not a long time back,
but she was too busy shaving the dog
Stranger: instead
You: My nan makes curry with electrical discharge
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: boo!
You: RACIST DWARVES JUMPING THE FENCES OF INDECISIVE BUT NOT QUITE ALONE PEOPLE
Stranger: how interesting.
You: THEY THINK ITS FUNNY
You have disconnected.
You: Is sound contagious?
Stranger: ye
You: But when does it?
Stranger: i don't know
You: So why do they?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: You can call me Lorenzo
You: Lorenzo A. Kelsey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I'm from Kacorlak
Stranger: cool
Stranger: no idea where it is
You: It's a small village in Hungary
Stranger: i see
You: In Zala
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm from Finland
You: Zala is about 3,784 km squared
Stranger: ok
You: With about 291,700 inhabitants
You: CONSIDER YOURSELF EDUMACATED
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: LICK ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: oh hai
You: OH HAI THAR
You: I know right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: Wtf, GET OUT MY HEAD
You have disconnected.
You: Can you feel the vibrations?
You: Vibrating aren't they
Stranger: No.
You: Funny little vibrations
You: Vibrating all night and all day
You: Like there was nothing else to do but vibrate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hiyaaa
You: Vicious little hobbits
Stranger: strange young mind
You: My mind is old but I am young
You: I had my mind removed and replaced with my nans
You: She wasn't using it anymore
You: She was too busy shaving the cat
Stranger: waw, i was in the same position not a long time back,
but she was too busy shaving the dog
Stranger: instead
You: My nan makes curry with electrical discharge
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: boo!
You: RACIST DWARVES JUMPING THE FENCES OF INDECISIVE BUT NOT QUITE ALONE PEOPLE
Stranger: how interesting.
You: THEY THINK ITS FUNNY
You have disconnected.
You: Is sound contagious?
Stranger: ye
You: But when does it?
Stranger: i don't know
You: So why do they?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Friday, 2 July 2010
'Shopped.
One more for the road. It's quite lengthy but rather funny, some of my best work. HAR HAR. Don't miss the other updates from today:
Here
and
Here for the Omeglets - #3
Enjoy.
Stranger: holla!
Stranger: lol
You: 'shopped
Stranger: say what?
You: I think you're photoshopped
Stranger: oh... okaaaaay then!
You: :)
You: I'm a little bored
Stranger: i can tell haha
You: I have this ball
You: Would you like to hear what noise it makes when I through it against a wall
Stranger: so your a guy haha just kidding
You: *scah-runch!*
You: It's a nice noise I think
Stranger: your weird
Stranger: i think
You: I know
You: It's a curse
Stranger: haha it's okay i'm weird too no worrie
Stranger: *worries
You: I drink my milk off the ceiling!
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i hate milk
You: Eating cereal is tricky
Stranger: haha i hate milk but i eat cereal allllll the time
Stranger: is that weird?
You: I'm exactly the same
You: BUT
You: Have you considered milkshake?
Stranger: chocolate milk is okay
You: The process of shaking milk into chocolate
Stranger: haha milkshakes are yummmy
You: I tried making my own
You: But it didn't work
Stranger: ha... that's a little funny
You: I was shaking my milk for a week
Stranger: LMAO
You: Just looked like shaken milk
Stranger: im guessing your a female? lol
You: My gender is of no importance
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: your cool
You: You're*
You: Thanks
Stranger: you're welcome!
You: 'Your' cool too
Stranger: sorry i have bad grammar when i IM
You: I do love an inside joke
Stranger: i just type whatever comes to mind
Stranger: i have a ton of those
You: If i typed whatever came to mind, Not many people would understand me
Stranger: hahhaa well not many ppl understand me so i don't realy care
You: I think in various different screams
Stranger: screams?
You: I have allocated each scream to a different emotion
You: It's very complicated
Stranger: sounds interesting
Stranger: :)
You: My psychiatrist thinks so
Stranger: hahaha you have a shrink
You: Or at least that's what I think he thinks
Stranger: that's funny
You: How can you be sure that I'm not lying?
You: How can I be sure I'm not lying?
Stranger: i can't
You: Me niether
Stranger: so i pretend you're telling the truth
You: I pretend to know what these selection of symbols actually mean
You: I think I pull it off quite effectively
You: At least it seems that way
Stranger: Are you a middle aged man that lives in you'r mom's basement?
Stranger: That's what i think when i hear you talk.
You: I am a still at a nice ripe age I'll have you know
You: As for the basement... We don't have a basement
You: Maybe one day
You: I could give you my asl but I find that rather dull
Stranger: haha yeah i guess
You: Well... Here goes
You: 19/M/UK
You: Splendid no?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im 16/f/usa haha
You: I enjoy your enthusiasm
Stranger: thanks. i have a lot of that. maybe too much.
You: Although I do not see the humour in your asl
Stranger: lol well i type "haha" alot
You: I put my excess enthusiasm in a bowl and feed it to my cat
Stranger: i don't know why.
Stranger: LOL!
You: My cat is very enthusiastic
Stranger: That's good to know.
You: He paraglides
Stranger: what's that?
You: Around the living room, Looking for peanuts
Stranger: okayy then
Stranger: im gonna go
Stranger: bye!
Stranger: :)
You: That's a shame
You: I have much more to share
Stranger: You can share it with some other loser on omegle
You: So you're a loser?
You: Interesting
Stranger: but i have a life to live.
Stranger: yeah i am
You: I have several lives to live!
Stranger: Did you purchase them off of Ebay?
You: I store them in a shoe
You: No, Mine came from a tree
You: I grow my own
Stranger: Woah, that's cool. maybe you can send me some?
You: I do sell them on actually at a very reasonable price. www.Veryreasonablypricedhomegrownlivefromatree.com
Stranger: Hahahahahaha you're funny.
Stranger: Are you in college?
You: I finished my education last year in fact
Stranger: Yay! what are you doing?
Stranger: like for your education lol/
You: I studied Film and Media, As well as abstract thought and interperative dance
Stranger: That's cool! I think I want to be either an optometrist or a dentist.
You: I have no knowledge of optometrists and suspect it may be a figment of our collective imagination
Stranger: It's a fancy word for an eye doctor :)
You: You may find this interesting then, I have long since evolved past the need for teeth
You: A doctor for eyes you say, So... Would my eyes have to phone the doctor or 'optometrist' or would I myself have to make the booking on behalf of my eyes?
Stranger: Um you would.
Stranger: wow.
You: Hmmm, I'm not sure I like the sound of that
You: Would I need to accompany my eyes to the doctor?
You: Or could I slip them in an envelope
Stranger: what the fuck
You: Would some other eyes be made available to me while I wait for mine to return?
You: I think that should be your policy
Stranger: Okay, now i know you are REALY weird.
Stranger: But i realy have to go now.
Stranger: I have to get ready for a graduation party.
You: I'll see you in the fall, For the gala!
Stranger: what's the gala?
You: I'll bring the yacht, You bring the fruit selection
You: Toodles!
You have disconnected
Here
and
Here for the Omeglets - #3
Enjoy.
Stranger: holla!
Stranger: lol
You: 'shopped
Stranger: say what?
You: I think you're photoshopped
Stranger: oh... okaaaaay then!
You: :)
You: I'm a little bored
Stranger: i can tell haha
You: I have this ball
You: Would you like to hear what noise it makes when I through it against a wall
Stranger: so your a guy haha just kidding
You: *scah-runch!*
You: It's a nice noise I think
Stranger: your weird
Stranger: i think
You: I know
You: It's a curse
Stranger: haha it's okay i'm weird too no worrie
Stranger: *worries
You: I drink my milk off the ceiling!
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: i hate milk
You: Eating cereal is tricky
Stranger: haha i hate milk but i eat cereal allllll the time
Stranger: is that weird?
You: I'm exactly the same
You: BUT
You: Have you considered milkshake?
Stranger: chocolate milk is okay
You: The process of shaking milk into chocolate
Stranger: haha milkshakes are yummmy
You: I tried making my own
You: But it didn't work
Stranger: ha... that's a little funny
You: I was shaking my milk for a week
Stranger: LMAO
You: Just looked like shaken milk
Stranger: im guessing your a female? lol
You: My gender is of no importance
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i see
Stranger: your cool
You: You're*
You: Thanks
Stranger: you're welcome!
You: 'Your' cool too
Stranger: sorry i have bad grammar when i IM
You: I do love an inside joke
Stranger: i just type whatever comes to mind
Stranger: i have a ton of those
You: If i typed whatever came to mind, Not many people would understand me
Stranger: hahhaa well not many ppl understand me so i don't realy care
You: I think in various different screams
Stranger: screams?
You: I have allocated each scream to a different emotion
You: It's very complicated
Stranger: sounds interesting
Stranger: :)
You: My psychiatrist thinks so
Stranger: hahaha you have a shrink
You: Or at least that's what I think he thinks
Stranger: that's funny
You: How can you be sure that I'm not lying?
You: How can I be sure I'm not lying?
Stranger: i can't
You: Me niether
Stranger: so i pretend you're telling the truth
You: I pretend to know what these selection of symbols actually mean
You: I think I pull it off quite effectively
You: At least it seems that way
Stranger: Are you a middle aged man that lives in you'r mom's basement?
Stranger: That's what i think when i hear you talk.
You: I am a still at a nice ripe age I'll have you know
You: As for the basement... We don't have a basement
You: Maybe one day
You: I could give you my asl but I find that rather dull
Stranger: haha yeah i guess
You: Well... Here goes
You: 19/M/UK
You: Splendid no?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: im 16/f/usa haha
You: I enjoy your enthusiasm
Stranger: thanks. i have a lot of that. maybe too much.
You: Although I do not see the humour in your asl
Stranger: lol well i type "haha" alot
You: I put my excess enthusiasm in a bowl and feed it to my cat
Stranger: i don't know why.
Stranger: LOL!
You: My cat is very enthusiastic
Stranger: That's good to know.
You: He paraglides
Stranger: what's that?
You: Around the living room, Looking for peanuts
Stranger: okayy then
Stranger: im gonna go
Stranger: bye!
Stranger: :)
You: That's a shame
You: I have much more to share
Stranger: You can share it with some other loser on omegle
You: So you're a loser?
You: Interesting
Stranger: but i have a life to live.
Stranger: yeah i am
You: I have several lives to live!
Stranger: Did you purchase them off of Ebay?
You: I store them in a shoe
You: No, Mine came from a tree
You: I grow my own
Stranger: Woah, that's cool. maybe you can send me some?
You: I do sell them on actually at a very reasonable price. www.Veryreasonablypricedhomegrownlivefromatree.com
Stranger: Hahahahahaha you're funny.
Stranger: Are you in college?
You: I finished my education last year in fact
Stranger: Yay! what are you doing?
Stranger: like for your education lol/
You: I studied Film and Media, As well as abstract thought and interperative dance
Stranger: That's cool! I think I want to be either an optometrist or a dentist.
You: I have no knowledge of optometrists and suspect it may be a figment of our collective imagination
Stranger: It's a fancy word for an eye doctor :)
You: You may find this interesting then, I have long since evolved past the need for teeth
You: A doctor for eyes you say, So... Would my eyes have to phone the doctor or 'optometrist' or would I myself have to make the booking on behalf of my eyes?
Stranger: Um you would.
Stranger: wow.
You: Hmmm, I'm not sure I like the sound of that
You: Would I need to accompany my eyes to the doctor?
You: Or could I slip them in an envelope
Stranger: what the fuck
You: Would some other eyes be made available to me while I wait for mine to return?
You: I think that should be your policy
Stranger: Okay, now i know you are REALY weird.
Stranger: But i realy have to go now.
Stranger: I have to get ready for a graduation party.
You: I'll see you in the fall, For the gala!
Stranger: what's the gala?
You: I'll bring the yacht, You bring the fruit selection
You: Toodles!
You have disconnected
What will you do without The Walrus?
Its been a while Ladies and Gentleman. *tips hat*. Make sure you check out our other updates here, and our very own NMRNOMG's top submission to www.omegleconversations.com here.
Here is a rather long conversation I had with a young man in desperate need of some life lessons. I hope you all learn something also. All... four of our followers.
You: You notice The Walrus.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will ride The Walrus.
You: The Walrus dances around with glee. You mount him and he takes you on a magical adventure around the Globe. You enjoy it thoroughly. Sadly, you are now wanted in all countries aside from the one country you did not visit. North Korea. You are now North Korean.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will build The Walrus a great shrine filled with many photos of our adventure around the globe and worship him daily.
You: The Walrus dances around with glee. He loves his shrine and rewards you with another gleeful dance. Sadly, Kim Jong Il is not happy about this idle worship. He takes away the shrine and puts you and The Walrus in a heavily guarded cell in North Korea's best prison.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will drug The Walrus and take one of his strong, ivory tusks. I will spend 27 nights digging an underground tunnel to China, using only the smell of Sweet and Sour Chicken and the dim moonlight to guide me.
You: The Walrus dances around with pain. He is not happy. He bursts into tears on the 17th night. You are still digging when the tunnel starts to fill with tears. You manage to climb out of the tunnel but now your tunnel is filled with water.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: This time, I will do something different. I will ask The Walrus for a 34lb piece of his fat. We will use the fat as a raft, and sail down the tunnel together.
You: The Walrus dances around in discomfort. The tunnel is unfinished. You get to the end and turn around. Your rafting skills have gone up 6 points each and The Walrus is thinner.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: On the 142 night of our imprisonment, I will use my large, long, strong, hairy legs to seduce the guard. After he and I have relations, he will agree to keep our cell unlocked.
You: The Walrus dances around in disagreement. Thats one guard down. Theres a lot more. The cell is now unlocked but the guard's shift changes and a different guard notices the lack of lock. He orders for the guard to be killed. He also double locks the cell, and upon noticing your tunnel, fills it in with glass.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will take the glass, and using my own spit, create the most beautiful sculpture of Kim Jong II ever built. He will be so overjoyed, he will let The Walrus and I come live in peace and harmony and richness with him.
You: The Walrus dances around i artistic brilliance. Sadly, you have never seen Kim Jong Il before. You instead made a sculpture of Jackie Chan. Upon its presentation, he revokes your citizenship. Luckily for you there is a small piece of 5ftx5ft land that you may live on. Sadly, The Walrus is rather large and so you have to stand on his head.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: The Walrus will decide that he wants to live in the sea once again. He will take me to his home, with his mother and father and sisters and brothers. I will develop gills and tusks, and we will be happy.
You: The Walrus dances around in glee. Sadly, you are banned from every country. You attempt to leave your home, now called The Square Of Dispair, but are prevented by doing so by various Border Guards from various countries. You are still in The Square Of Despair.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: The Walrus and I will befriend a carpenter.
You: The Walrus dances around in friend filled glee. Sadly, there are no carpenters in The Square Of Despair. You are still in The Square Of Despair.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: Au contraire, my dear stranger. You see, The Square of Despair is actually a wooden box made by the charming young carpenter who will live with us. He worked for hours on this box, his tan and chiseled muscles gleaming with sweat in the sunlight when he took his shirt off.
You: The Walrus dances around in fear. Why is he scared you ask? He is scared because I make the rules here, and none may challenge them. The Square Of Despair (with a capitalised 'O' by the way), is not a box, it is a 5ft x 5ft square of barren land. Nothing more. Nothing less. You are still in The Square Of Despair, the only difference now is that The Walrus is stood on your head.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will sneeze, throwing The Walrus out of The Square of Despair (with a lowercase 'o') and into the water.
You: The Walrus dances around in flight. It is now that you realise that The Walrus is not banned from other countries, only you. He has befriended you and stood by while you stole his tusks, cut off his fat and stood on his head for no other reason than to make sure you will always have a friend. The Border Guards will not let him back into The Square Of Despair and with a tear forming in his eye he dances a final sorrowful dance and slowly swims into the distance. I hope you have gained somethhing from this experience Stranger.
You: What will you do without The Walrus?
You: *Shutting down Simulation: Best Friend*
You: *Goodbye Stranger*
You have disconnected.
Here is a rather long conversation I had with a young man in desperate need of some life lessons. I hope you all learn something also. All... four of our followers.
You: You notice The Walrus.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will ride The Walrus.
You: The Walrus dances around with glee. You mount him and he takes you on a magical adventure around the Globe. You enjoy it thoroughly. Sadly, you are now wanted in all countries aside from the one country you did not visit. North Korea. You are now North Korean.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will build The Walrus a great shrine filled with many photos of our adventure around the globe and worship him daily.
You: The Walrus dances around with glee. He loves his shrine and rewards you with another gleeful dance. Sadly, Kim Jong Il is not happy about this idle worship. He takes away the shrine and puts you and The Walrus in a heavily guarded cell in North Korea's best prison.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will drug The Walrus and take one of his strong, ivory tusks. I will spend 27 nights digging an underground tunnel to China, using only the smell of Sweet and Sour Chicken and the dim moonlight to guide me.
You: The Walrus dances around with pain. He is not happy. He bursts into tears on the 17th night. You are still digging when the tunnel starts to fill with tears. You manage to climb out of the tunnel but now your tunnel is filled with water.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: This time, I will do something different. I will ask The Walrus for a 34lb piece of his fat. We will use the fat as a raft, and sail down the tunnel together.
You: The Walrus dances around in discomfort. The tunnel is unfinished. You get to the end and turn around. Your rafting skills have gone up 6 points each and The Walrus is thinner.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: On the 142 night of our imprisonment, I will use my large, long, strong, hairy legs to seduce the guard. After he and I have relations, he will agree to keep our cell unlocked.
You: The Walrus dances around in disagreement. Thats one guard down. Theres a lot more. The cell is now unlocked but the guard's shift changes and a different guard notices the lack of lock. He orders for the guard to be killed. He also double locks the cell, and upon noticing your tunnel, fills it in with glass.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will take the glass, and using my own spit, create the most beautiful sculpture of Kim Jong II ever built. He will be so overjoyed, he will let The Walrus and I come live in peace and harmony and richness with him.
You: The Walrus dances around i artistic brilliance. Sadly, you have never seen Kim Jong Il before. You instead made a sculpture of Jackie Chan. Upon its presentation, he revokes your citizenship. Luckily for you there is a small piece of 5ftx5ft land that you may live on. Sadly, The Walrus is rather large and so you have to stand on his head.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: The Walrus will decide that he wants to live in the sea once again. He will take me to his home, with his mother and father and sisters and brothers. I will develop gills and tusks, and we will be happy.
You: The Walrus dances around in glee. Sadly, you are banned from every country. You attempt to leave your home, now called The Square Of Dispair, but are prevented by doing so by various Border Guards from various countries. You are still in The Square Of Despair.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: The Walrus and I will befriend a carpenter.
You: The Walrus dances around in friend filled glee. Sadly, there are no carpenters in The Square Of Despair. You are still in The Square Of Despair.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: Au contraire, my dear stranger. You see, The Square of Despair is actually a wooden box made by the charming young carpenter who will live with us. He worked for hours on this box, his tan and chiseled muscles gleaming with sweat in the sunlight when he took his shirt off.
You: The Walrus dances around in fear. Why is he scared you ask? He is scared because I make the rules here, and none may challenge them. The Square Of Despair (with a capitalised 'O' by the way), is not a box, it is a 5ft x 5ft square of barren land. Nothing more. Nothing less. You are still in The Square Of Despair, the only difference now is that The Walrus is stood on your head.
You: What will you do about The Walrus?
Stranger: I will sneeze, throwing The Walrus out of The Square of Despair (with a lowercase 'o') and into the water.
You: The Walrus dances around in flight. It is now that you realise that The Walrus is not banned from other countries, only you. He has befriended you and stood by while you stole his tusks, cut off his fat and stood on his head for no other reason than to make sure you will always have a friend. The Border Guards will not let him back into The Square Of Despair and with a tear forming in his eye he dances a final sorrowful dance and slowly swims into the distance. I hope you have gained somethhing from this experience Stranger.
You: What will you do without The Walrus?
You: *Shutting down Simulation: Best Friend*
You: *Goodbye Stranger*
You have disconnected.
Omeglets - #3
Welcome to another sexy edition of Omeglets.
You: YOU CANT SEE ME BUT I DO
You: ALL THE TIME!
Stranger: shut up
You: WANT TO MATE?
Stranger: SHUT UP U FREAKING SICKO THIS ISNT WHAT THIS SITE IS MADE FOR U DICK
Stranger: bye
You: I WANT TO MATE ON YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: Quark is my name
You: And why are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ou: The spaceman says everybody look now
Stranger: hey whats up :) instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..
You: ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND
Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but tha
*but that was all.
You: Spell ordinary correctly and I'll consider it you silly bot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey dere
You: *smears poo on face*
Stranger: fuk off dinkmunch
You: DONT MUNCH MY DINK!
Stranger: wanna peice of me
You: Which piece ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: SHARK ATTACK
You: *GNARLRARLRAWR*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: If I hugglefeld your primple, would you trarnepf my manockoney?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: YOU CANT SEE ME BUT I DO
You: ALL THE TIME!
Stranger: shut up
You: WANT TO MATE?
Stranger: SHUT UP U FREAKING SICKO THIS ISNT WHAT THIS SITE IS MADE FOR U DICK
Stranger: bye
You: I WANT TO MATE ON YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: Quark is my name
You: And why are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ou: The spaceman says everybody look now
Stranger: hey whats up :) instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..
You: ITS ALL IN YOUR MIND
Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but tha
*but that was all.
You: Spell ordinary correctly and I'll consider it you silly bot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey dere
You: *smears poo on face*
Stranger: fuk off dinkmunch
You: DONT MUNCH MY DINK!
Stranger: wanna peice of me
You: Which piece ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: SHARK ATTACK
You: *GNARLRARLRAWR*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: If I hugglefeld your primple, would you trarnepf my manockoney?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm such an assholw
Stranger: hiasl
You: Holy shit...
You: You didn't even put a space in
You: What the fuck is wrong with people
You: Care to try again?
Stranger: hi asl
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: h i a s l
You: Now try typing something worth reading
You: Orareyoutooretarded?
Stranger: wht u name
You: I'm going to go ahead and say that you are indeed, too retarded
Stranger: no im not
You: Just dull then?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ur nopt the sharpest knife in the draw no r u
You: At least I'm the knife with the best spelling and grammar
Stranger: no ur not
Stranger: assholw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Holy shit...
You: You didn't even put a space in
You: What the fuck is wrong with people
You: Care to try again?
Stranger: hi asl
You: Congratulations!
Stranger: h i a s l
You: Now try typing something worth reading
You: Orareyoutooretarded?
Stranger: wht u name
You: I'm going to go ahead and say that you are indeed, too retarded
Stranger: no im not
You: Just dull then?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ur nopt the sharpest knife in the draw no r u
You: At least I'm the knife with the best spelling and grammar
Stranger: no ur not
Stranger: assholw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wednesday, 28 April 2010
My Name's Not Phil!
This one really shows that I need to get a life. Funny though.
Stranger: heey
Stranger: asl
You: Nineteen
You: UK
You: FEMALE
Stranger: girl tight
Stranger: u know
You: OH
You: i know alright
You: i know...
You: NOW we know
You: NOW we know
Stranger: mhm
You: NOW WE KNOW
Stranger: chilll
You: k
Stranger: how u doin?
You: im a bit flustered
Stranger: just cool off girl
Stranger: talk to me..
You: hi
Stranger: going for it huh
You: sure am
You: OMFG
You: calm down
Stranger: i see
You: im having...
You: im having a womans period
You: :/
You: this hand isnt mine!
You: whats happening to me?
Stranger: awww just warm something up and lay it down ur belly hun
You: im going to go tear the curtains down
You: they're staring at me funny
Stranger: really?
You: yeah, they're all up in my face
You: I CANT BREATH
You: I CANT GET OUT
Stranger: nineteen?
You: oh, found the door!
You: phew
You: twenty one?
Stranger: im 19 too
Stranger: what are u into?
Stranger: besides....omegle
You: skinning animals
You: you?
Stranger: murdering skinners
You: theres no return from 86
You: omg you're going to kill me
Stranger: i dont have too
Stranger: some one else
You: i need to phone the police
Stranger: is gonna be with you
You: wheres the FUCKING phone
You: i cant breath
You: the air in here... its too WARM
Stranger: he gonna watch you
You: and MOIST
Stranger: when ur lonely
Stranger: and iwth out light
You: where did i put my uterus?
Stranger: he going to watch ou
You: OMG
You: i cant find my uterus
Stranger: when ur sleeping
Stranger: when its all dark
You: where the hell is it!
You: my mums going to kill me if i cant find it
Stranger: BANGGGGGGGGGG\
Stranger: AND THEN
You: thats my placenta you fool!
Stranger: OH LA LA
You: i need my uterus
Stranger: he gonna take and lift up ur blanket
Stranger: really sooon
Stranger: sweetie
You: my financial status is of no importance to you
Stranger: im saying
You: get your own bank statements BITCH
Stranger: im sorry for you
You: im so sorry
You: i didnt mean to call you bitch
You: im just very emotional
You: my dog killed herself today
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: sorry
You: she.... used her lead...
You: she tied one end to a tree
Stranger: do u belie in something
Stranger: believe
You: and then... hung herself
Stranger: in good.
Stranger: god?
You: it was horrific
Stranger: or christ
You: sometimes, i dont think you're even listening to me
Stranger: angels?
Stranger: they do
Stranger: even now
Stranger: at the end
You: i keep a spare bottle opener in every orifice
Stranger: all comes back to you
You: its a neat party trick
Stranger: sure
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Phil
You: yours?
Stranger: serious
Stranger: whats ur name
You: SUPER SERIOUS BLAD
You: Phil
Stranger: u said u were a girl dog
You: did i?
You: i dont think i did
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ahahaha
You: liar
You: that doesnt sound like something i would say
Stranger: u fcked me dogg
You: i dont remember fucking you either
You: you have problems
Stranger: with that bullshitt iff yours
You: MY SOCKS ARE BLEEDING
Stranger: sure
You: Hi, I'm Phil
Stranger: u have to stop talking that bro
Stranger: its gonna mess u upp
Stranger: i got troubles too
Stranger: ut stay sobe man
Stranger: soberr
Stranger: dont give into that paranoide state
You: whats wrong with your keyboard?
You: it looks like its stuck on idiot mode
You: turn grammar back on too
Stranger: yeahhhhh
You: at the end of the day, its better for all of us
You: my nipples are getting angry
Stranger: im prob talking with a mental patience
You: a mental patience?
You: thats an interesting concept
Stranger: yeahhh i guess i am
You: can patience be mental?
Stranger: well good luck phil
You: my names not Phil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heey
Stranger: asl
You: Nineteen
You: UK
You: FEMALE
Stranger: girl tight
Stranger: u know
You: OH
You: i know alright
You: i know...
You: NOW we know
You: NOW we know
Stranger: mhm
You: NOW WE KNOW
Stranger: chilll
You: k
Stranger: how u doin?
You: im a bit flustered
Stranger: just cool off girl
Stranger: talk to me..
You: hi
Stranger: going for it huh
You: sure am
You: OMFG
You: calm down
Stranger: i see
You: im having...
You: im having a womans period
You: :/
You: this hand isnt mine!
You: whats happening to me?
Stranger: awww just warm something up and lay it down ur belly hun
You: im going to go tear the curtains down
You: they're staring at me funny
Stranger: really?
You: yeah, they're all up in my face
You: I CANT BREATH
You: I CANT GET OUT
Stranger: nineteen?
You: oh, found the door!
You: phew
You: twenty one?
Stranger: im 19 too
Stranger: what are u into?
Stranger: besides....omegle
You: skinning animals
You: you?
Stranger: murdering skinners
You: theres no return from 86
You: omg you're going to kill me
Stranger: i dont have too
Stranger: some one else
You: i need to phone the police
Stranger: is gonna be with you
You: wheres the FUCKING phone
You: i cant breath
You: the air in here... its too WARM
Stranger: he gonna watch you
You: and MOIST
Stranger: when ur lonely
Stranger: and iwth out light
You: where did i put my uterus?
Stranger: he going to watch ou
You: OMG
You: i cant find my uterus
Stranger: when ur sleeping
Stranger: when its all dark
You: where the hell is it!
You: my mums going to kill me if i cant find it
Stranger: BANGGGGGGGGGG\
Stranger: AND THEN
You: thats my placenta you fool!
Stranger: OH LA LA
You: i need my uterus
Stranger: he gonna take and lift up ur blanket
Stranger: really sooon
Stranger: sweetie
You: my financial status is of no importance to you
Stranger: im saying
You: get your own bank statements BITCH
Stranger: im sorry for you
You: im so sorry
You: i didnt mean to call you bitch
You: im just very emotional
You: my dog killed herself today
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: sorry
You: she.... used her lead...
You: she tied one end to a tree
Stranger: do u belie in something
Stranger: believe
You: and then... hung herself
Stranger: in good.
Stranger: god?
You: it was horrific
Stranger: or christ
You: sometimes, i dont think you're even listening to me
Stranger: angels?
Stranger: they do
Stranger: even now
Stranger: at the end
You: i keep a spare bottle opener in every orifice
Stranger: all comes back to you
You: its a neat party trick
Stranger: sure
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Phil
You: yours?
Stranger: serious
Stranger: whats ur name
You: SUPER SERIOUS BLAD
You: Phil
Stranger: u said u were a girl dog
You: did i?
You: i dont think i did
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ahahaha
You: liar
You: that doesnt sound like something i would say
Stranger: u fcked me dogg
You: i dont remember fucking you either
You: you have problems
Stranger: with that bullshitt iff yours
You: MY SOCKS ARE BLEEDING
Stranger: sure
You: Hi, I'm Phil
Stranger: u have to stop talking that bro
Stranger: its gonna mess u upp
Stranger: i got troubles too
Stranger: ut stay sobe man
Stranger: soberr
Stranger: dont give into that paranoide state
You: whats wrong with your keyboard?
You: it looks like its stuck on idiot mode
You: turn grammar back on too
Stranger: yeahhhhh
You: at the end of the day, its better for all of us
You: my nipples are getting angry
Stranger: im prob talking with a mental patience
You: a mental patience?
You: thats an interesting concept
Stranger: yeahhh i guess i am
You: can patience be mental?
Stranger: well good luck phil
You: my names not Phil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Friday, 16 April 2010
Omeglets - #2
Stranger: asl
You: I built a boat
You: Hop on
Stranger: ok
You: It's made of water!
You: Haha
You: You're drowning
You: Silly Stranger
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: wait!
Stranger: okay
You: im glad i caught up to you
You: you dropped this
You: here you go
Stranger: im still waiting
You: you can stop waiting now
Stranger: okay
You: you dropped this thing, whatever it is
You: looks like a pelican
Stranger: its a pencil
You: i always get those mixed up
Stranger: its a rubber?
You: sure why not
You: well there you go
Stranger: okay :)
You: you dropped it back there, thought you might want it back
Stranger: thank you very much
You: you dropped your imagination and fun personality somewhere too but i couldnt find them
You: sorry
Stranger: :D
Stranger: good
You: good?
You: you dont want to be fun and imaginitive/
You: ?
Stranger: i dont understand your words
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Idiot: A person of subnormal intelligence.
Stranger: everyone is an idiot
Stranger: was is subnormal
Stranger: wha is normal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I built a boat
You: Hop on
Stranger: ok
You: It's made of water!
You: Haha
You: You're drowning
You: Silly Stranger
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: wait!
Stranger: okay
You: im glad i caught up to you
You: you dropped this
You: here you go
Stranger: im still waiting
You: you can stop waiting now
Stranger: okay
You: you dropped this thing, whatever it is
You: looks like a pelican
Stranger: its a pencil
You: i always get those mixed up
Stranger: its a rubber?
You: sure why not
You: well there you go
Stranger: okay :)
You: you dropped it back there, thought you might want it back
Stranger: thank you very much
You: you dropped your imagination and fun personality somewhere too but i couldnt find them
You: sorry
Stranger: :D
Stranger: good
You: good?
You: you dont want to be fun and imaginitive/
You: ?
Stranger: i dont understand your words
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Idiot: A person of subnormal intelligence.
Stranger: everyone is an idiot
Stranger: was is subnormal
Stranger: wha is normal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
Clean the attic Norman!
Poppslod. Embrace the word. Love the word. Become. The word.
Whilst you are at it, clean the attic.
You: Poppslod
Stranger: hi asl ?
Stranger: chebs oot ?
Stranger: fanny rash ?
Stranger: swinging monkey ?
Stranger: donkey punch ?
You: Clean out the attic Norman. It's getting filthy.
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: awhh man this cracks me up :')
Stranger: asl anyway ?
You: I have to go to work on Sunday. Are you going to be ok here on your own?
You: Norman?
You: NORMAN?
You: Are you ok....?
You: Please answer me.
Stranger: YES MUM
You: I'm getting awfully worried.
Stranger: SUCK MY VAGINA
You: Norman... there is no need for such profanities. Just because your penis is smaller than the average clitorus does not
mean you have a Vagina. Don't be so silly.
You: Go and tidy the attic.
Stranger: go and tidy your attitude
Stranger: dont speak too me like that sunshine
Stranger: il put my foot so far up your ass youl be spitting out toenails
You: I have long since evolved past the need for an ass.
You: Look over there. It's a dark corridor!
You: I walk down the mysterious hallway.
You: What's this?
Stranger: no thats just your vagina
You: A box?
You: What's inside?
You: A button?
You: What does it say.
Stranger: you have a vagina thats like throwing a sausage down a hallway
You: The stranger is useless... Disconnect...
You: I guess I'd better do what it says.
You have disconnected.
The Great Boberic
-{BOOM}-
Whilst you are at it, clean the attic.
You: Poppslod
Stranger: hi asl ?
Stranger: chebs oot ?
Stranger: fanny rash ?
Stranger: swinging monkey ?
Stranger: donkey punch ?
You: Clean out the attic Norman. It's getting filthy.
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: awhh man this cracks me up :')
Stranger: asl anyway ?
You: I have to go to work on Sunday. Are you going to be ok here on your own?
You: Norman?
You: NORMAN?
You: Are you ok....?
You: Please answer me.
Stranger: YES MUM
You: I'm getting awfully worried.
Stranger: SUCK MY VAGINA
You: Norman... there is no need for such profanities. Just because your penis is smaller than the average clitorus does not
mean you have a Vagina. Don't be so silly.
You: Go and tidy the attic.
Stranger: go and tidy your attitude
Stranger: dont speak too me like that sunshine
Stranger: il put my foot so far up your ass youl be spitting out toenails
You: I have long since evolved past the need for an ass.
You: Look over there. It's a dark corridor!
You: I walk down the mysterious hallway.
You: What's this?
Stranger: no thats just your vagina
You: A box?
You: What's inside?
You: A button?
You: What does it say.
Stranger: you have a vagina thats like throwing a sausage down a hallway
You: The stranger is useless... Disconnect...
You: I guess I'd better do what it says.
You have disconnected.
The Great Boberic
-{BOOM}-
Saturday, 6 March 2010
And Then I Got Naked...
It's been a while, Here's one from the archive. Haha, I've always wanted to say that, Don't know why.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: now
Stranger: now
You: can i hump you into submission afterwards?
Stranger: faster
Stranger: no\
You: then no deal
Stranger: you horny
You: im always horny
You: one time i was on this train
You: and then i got an erection
Stranger: well that sucks
You: then i got naked
You: then i got arrested
You: and this other time
You: i was on a bus
You: and then i got an erection
You: and i got naked
You: and i got arrested
You: and this OTHER time i was at jurassic park
You: and i got a dino-rection
Stranger: nooooo
You: and i got naked
You: and i got eaten
Stranger: stop
Stranger: stop
Stranger: nnnnnoooooooooooooooooo
You: ok
You: this OTHER OTHER time i was on a rollercoaster
Stranger: i love you
You: and i got an erection
You: and then i got naked
You: and when the ride finished the police were waiting
Stranger: i beating off
You: then i was in jail
You: and i got an erection
You: and i got naked
You: then i got raped
You: now im in therapy
You have disconnected.
NMRNOMG
Stranger: asl
Stranger: now
Stranger: now
You: can i hump you into submission afterwards?
Stranger: faster
Stranger: no\
You: then no deal
Stranger: you horny
You: im always horny
You: one time i was on this train
You: and then i got an erection
Stranger: well that sucks
You: then i got naked
You: then i got arrested
You: and this other time
You: i was on a bus
You: and then i got an erection
You: and i got naked
You: and i got arrested
You: and this OTHER time i was at jurassic park
You: and i got a dino-rection
Stranger: nooooo
You: and i got naked
You: and i got eaten
Stranger: stop
Stranger: stop
Stranger: nnnnnoooooooooooooooooo
You: ok
You: this OTHER OTHER time i was on a rollercoaster
Stranger: i love you
You: and i got an erection
You: and then i got naked
You: and when the ride finished the police were waiting
Stranger: i beating off
You: then i was in jail
You: and i got an erection
You: and i got naked
You: then i got raped
You: now im in therapy
You have disconnected.
NMRNOMG
Wednesday, 24 February 2010
Telekinesis
Good Evening. I have not blogged for a week or so, so here is a dusty, old thing from the The Great Boberic Archives!
Stranger: yo
You: Good evening Sir.
You: What is your name?
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: ?
You: WE DON'T HAVE TIME!
Stranger: ?
You: WE MUST LEAVE!
Stranger: mmmm kay
You: Just touch my left shoulder to continue.
You: IT'S COMING!
Stranger: *touches left shoulder
You: We have no time for dilly dallying.
You: Finish the action Sir!
You: It is not fully enclosed!
Stranger: *touches left shoulder!*
You: *The Gentleman (me) and the Thief (you) dissapear from sight*
You: *they reappear in a small cave*
You: We shall be safe here.
Stranger: omg ur dumbledorf
You: No Sir. I am The Great Boberic.
You: Now then. Why did you steal my Monocle?
Stranger: i stole it bcause i have bad isight
You: I see. Well may i have it back?
Stranger: if i can have a monocle that is not yours
You: I shall forge you one!
You: Now hand over my Monocle!
Stranger: WIN!
Stranger: *hands over monocle!*
You: *puts on monocle*
You: That's much better.
You: Now then Sir. About that monocle!
Stranger: it is very dank and smelly in this cave
You: Would you like one of such great power as mine?
You: The cave is not of importance!
Stranger: i would be very much pleased to have one of such great importance
You: Of importance or of power, Sir?
Stranger: of importance yes!
You: Ok then Sir.
You: *raises right hand*
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: YES SIR!!!
Stranger: monocle where is?
You: *Lifts up the Thief with Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
You: Now then.
Stranger: i am in air why sir?
You: Time to FORGE *lightening shatters outside* *thunder roars*
You: *Locates Thiefs left rib using Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
You: *Rips out left rib using Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
Stranger: OWWWWWWWW!
You: Don't worry about the pain.
You: It shall soon subside.
You: *Uses Gentlemanly Aura to heal Thief*
You: There we go Sir.
Stranger: aura feels sensational
You: *Lifts rib into the air*
You: *Bends rib into a perfect circle*
You: *Rips out thiefs left eye using Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
Stranger: OMG MY EYE!!!
You: *Attatches eye to rib*
You: *Uses Gentlemanly Aura to heal Thief*
Stranger: y thank yous
You: *Creates invisible link from Thiefs eye back to Thiefs brain*
You: Now you should be able to see again.
You: Is that correct Sir?
Stranger: you are very kind sir
You: Good.
You: We are not done yet!
Stranger: o rly?
You: We still need a chain to connect the monocle to your pocket!
Stranger: we could use hair lined with platinum
You: *Rips out all of the Thiefs pubic hairs*
You: They will never grow back Sir.
You: But i'm sure you are fine with such a sacrifice.
Stranger: idk if that is good or bad
Stranger: i am willing kind si
Stranger: r
You: This is after all, a MONOCLE OF IMPORTANCE!
Stranger: O YES!!
You: *Creates a chain out of Thiefs pubic hair*
You: *Strengthens pubic hair using Great Gentlemanly Waistcoat*
Stranger: of platinum?
You: *Attatches Chain to Monocle*
You: NO!
You: How dare you question me!
You: *Lifts Thief into air*
You: Do
You: NOT
You: FUCK
Stranger: I APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY
You: WITH
You: ME!!!!
You: I
You: AM
You: THE
You: GREAT
You: BOBERIC!!!!
You: *Slams thief into cave wall*
You: wall*
Stranger: o great boberic please me forgive
You: *Puts Thief down*
Stranger: gracias
You: Lets hope you don't step out of line again Sir.
Stranger: SIR YES SIR!
You: *Hands over Monocle to Thief*
You: There you go.
Stranger: why thank you for this monocle of great importance!!
Stranger: a gift from the great boberic!!
You: Attatch it to your Waistcoat then!
Stranger: *attach to waistcoat with gentle manliness*
You: Wonderful*
You: !
You: Now then.
You: Thief.
You: What shall we do about your..... discrepancies?
Stranger: discrepancies? that is a big word my kind sir
You: You stole from me you little shit.
Stranger: I APOLOGIZE GREATLY!!! I SHALL NEVER STEAL AGAIN!!!
You: You are right about that Thief!
You: *Creates a gentlemanly cage around Thief*
You: You will notice the cage is rather large.
You: Now, i wonder.
You: What else could possibly fit in there?
You: Any guesses?
Stranger: LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS O MY!
You: Not quite!
You: *Summons the mighty Rancor into the cage*
You: *Rancor lunges at Thief*
You: *Halts Rancor using Gentlemanly Telepathy*
You: You are safe.
You: For now.
You: Now then.
Stranger: I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT
You: What have you got to offer me for your survival?
Stranger: Well I have gold, and some embroidered handkerchiefs, and this monocle of grate importance
You: I need your secrets, not petty treasures!
*Rancor smashes Thief across the jaw, sending him sprawling across the cage*
Stranger: i have secrets o yes i do!
Stranger: lots of secrety secrets just for you!
Stranger: Well
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: there is a lady
Stranger: with such a great
Stranger: bosom
You: This should be good...
You: You BORE ME!
Stranger: that lives in a palace of greeat luxury
Stranger: and she loves gentlemen
You: *Rancor rips the Thiefs lower legs away from the rest of his body*
Stranger: especially BOBERIC!!!
You: You think I can't get women!
You: FOOL!
Stranger: especially boberic!!
Stranger: i no can type
Stranger: why can no i type
Stranger: HELLO!!!!!
You: I've had enough of this tomfoolery!
You: *Summons Noble Tortoise*
Stranger: MY MASTER OF THEIVERY HAS MANY GREAT TREASURE FOR UUU!
You: *Steps up onto Noble Tortoise*
Stranger: i can type agian btw
You: I bid thee good day fool!
Stranger: I can tell u the secret of how ninjas and theives are so fast!
You: I hope you and the Rancor enjoy eachothers company!
*laughs maniacly*
Stranger: Monocle of great importance stuns Rancor!
Stranger: *Rancor is stunned*
You: *Rides into distance on Noble Tortoise* *Releases Rancor from its mental restraints*
You: *Rancor recovers*
You: *rancor rips off Thiefs Lower JAW!
You: *
Stranger: uses theifly skills to punch Rancor *Critical hit!!!*
You: *Thief is unable to talk*
You: *Rancor mauls thief to little pieces*
You: *Rancor picks up Monocle Of Importance*
You: *Rancor puts on Monocle*
You: *Rancor transforms into a GIANT TOBLERONE*
You: *Giant Toblerone dissapears from view*
You: *Cave melts*
Stranger: *theif thinks HOLY SHIT*
You: *Thief is dead*
You have disconnected.
Stranger: yo
You: Good evening Sir.
You: What is your name?
You: OH SHIT!
Stranger: ?
You: WE DON'T HAVE TIME!
Stranger: ?
You: WE MUST LEAVE!
Stranger: mmmm kay
You: Just touch my left shoulder to continue.
You: IT'S COMING!
Stranger: *touches left shoulder
You: We have no time for dilly dallying.
You: Finish the action Sir!
You: It is not fully enclosed!
Stranger: *touches left shoulder!*
You: *The Gentleman (me) and the Thief (you) dissapear from sight*
You: *they reappear in a small cave*
You: We shall be safe here.
Stranger: omg ur dumbledorf
You: No Sir. I am The Great Boberic.
You: Now then. Why did you steal my Monocle?
Stranger: i stole it bcause i have bad isight
You: I see. Well may i have it back?
Stranger: if i can have a monocle that is not yours
You: I shall forge you one!
You: Now hand over my Monocle!
Stranger: WIN!
Stranger: *hands over monocle!*
You: *puts on monocle*
You: That's much better.
You: Now then Sir. About that monocle!
Stranger: it is very dank and smelly in this cave
You: Would you like one of such great power as mine?
You: The cave is not of importance!
Stranger: i would be very much pleased to have one of such great importance
You: Of importance or of power, Sir?
Stranger: of importance yes!
You: Ok then Sir.
You: *raises right hand*
You: Are you ready?
Stranger: YES SIR!!!
Stranger: monocle where is?
You: *Lifts up the Thief with Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
You: Now then.
Stranger: i am in air why sir?
You: Time to FORGE *lightening shatters outside* *thunder roars*
You: *Locates Thiefs left rib using Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
You: *Rips out left rib using Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
Stranger: OWWWWWWWW!
You: Don't worry about the pain.
You: It shall soon subside.
You: *Uses Gentlemanly Aura to heal Thief*
You: There we go Sir.
Stranger: aura feels sensational
You: *Lifts rib into the air*
You: *Bends rib into a perfect circle*
You: *Rips out thiefs left eye using Great Gentlemanly Telekineses*
Stranger: OMG MY EYE!!!
You: *Attatches eye to rib*
You: *Uses Gentlemanly Aura to heal Thief*
Stranger: y thank yous
You: *Creates invisible link from Thiefs eye back to Thiefs brain*
You: Now you should be able to see again.
You: Is that correct Sir?
Stranger: you are very kind sir
You: Good.
You: We are not done yet!
Stranger: o rly?
You: We still need a chain to connect the monocle to your pocket!
Stranger: we could use hair lined with platinum
You: *Rips out all of the Thiefs pubic hairs*
You: They will never grow back Sir.
You: But i'm sure you are fine with such a sacrifice.
Stranger: idk if that is good or bad
Stranger: i am willing kind si
Stranger: r
You: This is after all, a MONOCLE OF IMPORTANCE!
Stranger: O YES!!
You: *Creates a chain out of Thiefs pubic hair*
You: *Strengthens pubic hair using Great Gentlemanly Waistcoat*
Stranger: of platinum?
You: *Attatches Chain to Monocle*
You: NO!
You: How dare you question me!
You: *Lifts Thief into air*
You: Do
You: NOT
You: FUCK
Stranger: I APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY
You: WITH
You: ME!!!!
You: I
You: AM
You: THE
You: GREAT
You: BOBERIC!!!!
You: *Slams thief into cave wall*
You: wall*
Stranger: o great boberic please me forgive
You: *Puts Thief down*
Stranger: gracias
You: Lets hope you don't step out of line again Sir.
Stranger: SIR YES SIR!
You: *Hands over Monocle to Thief*
You: There you go.
Stranger: why thank you for this monocle of great importance!!
Stranger: a gift from the great boberic!!
You: Attatch it to your Waistcoat then!
Stranger: *attach to waistcoat with gentle manliness*
You: Wonderful*
You: !
You: Now then.
You: Thief.
You: What shall we do about your..... discrepancies?
Stranger: discrepancies? that is a big word my kind sir
You: You stole from me you little shit.
Stranger: I APOLOGIZE GREATLY!!! I SHALL NEVER STEAL AGAIN!!!
You: You are right about that Thief!
You: *Creates a gentlemanly cage around Thief*
You: You will notice the cage is rather large.
You: Now, i wonder.
You: What else could possibly fit in there?
You: Any guesses?
Stranger: LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS O MY!
You: Not quite!
You: *Summons the mighty Rancor into the cage*
You: *Rancor lunges at Thief*
You: *Halts Rancor using Gentlemanly Telepathy*
You: You are safe.
You: For now.
You: Now then.
Stranger: I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT
You: What have you got to offer me for your survival?
Stranger: Well I have gold, and some embroidered handkerchiefs, and this monocle of grate importance
You: I need your secrets, not petty treasures!
*Rancor smashes Thief across the jaw, sending him sprawling across the cage*
Stranger: i have secrets o yes i do!
Stranger: lots of secrety secrets just for you!
Stranger: Well
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: there is a lady
Stranger: with such a great
Stranger: bosom
You: This should be good...
You: You BORE ME!
Stranger: that lives in a palace of greeat luxury
Stranger: and she loves gentlemen
You: *Rancor rips the Thiefs lower legs away from the rest of his body*
Stranger: especially BOBERIC!!!
You: You think I can't get women!
You: FOOL!
Stranger: especially boberic!!
Stranger: i no can type
Stranger: why can no i type
Stranger: HELLO!!!!!
You: I've had enough of this tomfoolery!
You: *Summons Noble Tortoise*
Stranger: MY MASTER OF THEIVERY HAS MANY GREAT TREASURE FOR UUU!
You: *Steps up onto Noble Tortoise*
Stranger: i can type agian btw
You: I bid thee good day fool!
Stranger: I can tell u the secret of how ninjas and theives are so fast!
You: I hope you and the Rancor enjoy eachothers company!
*laughs maniacly*
Stranger: Monocle of great importance stuns Rancor!
Stranger: *Rancor is stunned*
You: *Rides into distance on Noble Tortoise* *Releases Rancor from its mental restraints*
You: *Rancor recovers*
You: *rancor rips off Thiefs Lower JAW!
You: *
Stranger: uses theifly skills to punch Rancor *Critical hit!!!*
You: *Thief is unable to talk*
You: *Rancor mauls thief to little pieces*
You: *Rancor picks up Monocle Of Importance*
You: *Rancor puts on Monocle*
You: *Rancor transforms into a GIANT TOBLERONE*
You: *Giant Toblerone dissapears from view*
You: *Cave melts*
Stranger: *theif thinks HOLY SHIT*
You: *Thief is dead*
You have disconnected.
Sunday, 14 February 2010
Omeglets - #1
Just some short omegles to pass the time.
Stranger: Let's cut to the chase, tell me which of the following you are:
A) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a female
B ) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a male
C) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a male
D) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a female
E) Male (horny) looking to speak with a female
F) Male (horny) looking to speak with a male
G) Female (horny) looking to speak with a male
H) Female (horny) looking to speak with a female.
You: I) Feels sorry for you
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: eh?
Stranger: wha
You: moo?
Stranger: woof
You: dont be an idiot
You: we're all adults here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi im looking for horny girl
You: OMG REALLY, BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR A DESPERATE LONELY TEENAGER
You: PERFECT
You: no girl will ever want you
You: remember that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I am refusing to speak first
You: FUCK
You have disconnected.
Byee
Stranger: Let's cut to the chase, tell me which of the following you are:
A) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a female
B ) Male (not horny) looking to speak with a male
C) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a male
D) Female (not horny) looking to speak with a female
E) Male (horny) looking to speak with a female
F) Male (horny) looking to speak with a male
G) Female (horny) looking to speak with a male
H) Female (horny) looking to speak with a female.
You: I) Feels sorry for you
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: eh?
Stranger: wha
You: moo?
Stranger: woof
You: dont be an idiot
You: we're all adults here
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi im looking for horny girl
You: OMG REALLY, BECAUSE I WAS LOOKING FOR A DESPERATE LONELY TEENAGER
You: PERFECT
You: no girl will ever want you
You: remember that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: I am refusing to speak first
You: FUCK
You have disconnected.
Byee
Wednesday, 10 February 2010
iPod Shufflin'
I shoved my iPod on shuffle and well, this is the outcome. Obviously I didn't put the band names in the conversation, they're just there for reference.
You: ready to kick out the jams(RATM)?
Stranger: jams?
Stranger: *gets equiped*
You: yes, but i should warn you, they are quite far away(Wolfmother)
Stranger: LETS DO IT
You: they're in hotel yorba(White Stripes) i think
You: lets just go with the flow (QOTSA)
Stranger: naw im doing this my way
You: well IM your daddy (Weezer)
You: so do it my way, or no ball and biscuit (White Stripes)
Stranger: *fires all his guns at the hotel*
You: shit, this monkeys gone to heaven (Pixies)
Stranger: BRING DOWN THE HOTEL
You: stop whispering (Radiohead)
Stranger: F*CK THE JAMS YEARGH
You: wake up (RATM)! cant you see!
You: theres a 300mph torriential outpour blues (White Stripes) coming our way
Stranger: I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME 25.MM!!!!
You: let down... (Radiohead)
You: We suck YOUNG blood (Radiohead)
You: i have an idea, lets speak in tongues (Placebo), for safety
You: you beautiful freak (Eels) you
Stranger: you can lick it off there corpses if you want
You: thats the street spirit (Radiohead)
You: we need to get back in the USSR (The Beatles)
Stranger: i do the killin you do the lickin
You: they're coming! keep me alive! (Echobrain)
Stranger: RAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAHHH
You: lets get out of here, theres something in the way (Nirvana)
Stranger: WRHAHAHAHAHAhaha..-
Stranger: im out of ammo
You: Smile, it could be worse (Weezer)
Stranger: i still have this granede
Stranger: hey where's the pin
Stranger: ...
You: oh shit, Mr. Brownstone! you idiot (GnR)
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffuck
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: we're going to need a new pony... (The Dead Weather)
Stranger: *sniff*
Stranger: poor pony
You: You dont know what love is! (White Stripes)
You: i hope you choke (Feeder)
Stranger: thanks mr vampire
You: actually im a spaceman (The Killers)
Stranger: okay Mr. spaceman
You: can we go home yet? (Dream Theater
Stranger: o hey an army
Stranger: and another one
You: is lovely rita with them? (The Beatles)
Stranger: and the justice league
You: we can run away now they're all dead and gone (Snow Patrol)
Stranger: and the league of super evil
Stranger: and kenny
Stranger: o whoops he died
You: damn it, i wanted his sugalumps (Flight of the Conchords)
Stranger: i just noticed
You: what? did he rock the house? (Gorillaz)
Stranger: this is quicksand
You: too many words! not enough action (Sick Puppies)
Stranger: okay
You: im falling down (Muse)
Stranger: *jetpack out of F*CKING NOWHERE*
You: lets go, anywhere but here (Sick Puppies)
Stranger: lets go spacecowboy
You: turn me around, im slipping (Weezer)
Stranger: no time for slipping
Stranger: TURBO SUPER MEGA OVER 929064640346MPH SPEED
You: there he is! its Jesus of surburbia, go to him (Green Day)
Stranger: k
Stranger: here we are
You: fancy a game of uno? (Muse)
Stranger: hey a nuke
You: pull me under! (Dream Theater)
Stranger: its beeping...
Stranger: why is it beeping?
You: its going to create a black hole sun i bet (Soundgarden)
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: WTF
Stranger:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
You: OH SHIT, im the exploding boy! (The Cure)
Stranger: and they all died
Stranger: the end
Stranger: well goodnight
You: goodnight sweet darlin' (She & Him)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: ready to kick out the jams(RATM)?
Stranger: jams?
Stranger: *gets equiped*
You: yes, but i should warn you, they are quite far away(Wolfmother)
Stranger: LETS DO IT
You: they're in hotel yorba(White Stripes) i think
You: lets just go with the flow (QOTSA)
Stranger: naw im doing this my way
You: well IM your daddy (Weezer)
You: so do it my way, or no ball and biscuit (White Stripes)
Stranger: *fires all his guns at the hotel*
You: shit, this monkeys gone to heaven (Pixies)
Stranger: BRING DOWN THE HOTEL
You: stop whispering (Radiohead)
Stranger: F*CK THE JAMS YEARGH
You: wake up (RATM)! cant you see!
You: theres a 300mph torriential outpour blues (White Stripes) coming our way
Stranger: I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME 25.MM!!!!
You: let down... (Radiohead)
You: We suck YOUNG blood (Radiohead)
You: i have an idea, lets speak in tongues (Placebo), for safety
You: you beautiful freak (Eels) you
Stranger: you can lick it off there corpses if you want
You: thats the street spirit (Radiohead)
You: we need to get back in the USSR (The Beatles)
Stranger: i do the killin you do the lickin
You: they're coming! keep me alive! (Echobrain)
Stranger: RAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAHHH
You: lets get out of here, theres something in the way (Nirvana)
Stranger: WRHAHAHAHAHAhaha..-
Stranger: im out of ammo
You: Smile, it could be worse (Weezer)
Stranger: i still have this granede
Stranger: hey where's the pin
Stranger: ...
You: oh shit, Mr. Brownstone! you idiot (GnR)
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffuck
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: we're going to need a new pony... (The Dead Weather)
Stranger: *sniff*
Stranger: poor pony
You: You dont know what love is! (White Stripes)
You: i hope you choke (Feeder)
Stranger: thanks mr vampire
You: actually im a spaceman (The Killers)
Stranger: okay Mr. spaceman
You: can we go home yet? (Dream Theater
Stranger: o hey an army
Stranger: and another one
You: is lovely rita with them? (The Beatles)
Stranger: and the justice league
You: we can run away now they're all dead and gone (Snow Patrol)
Stranger: and the league of super evil
Stranger: and kenny
Stranger: o whoops he died
You: damn it, i wanted his sugalumps (Flight of the Conchords)
Stranger: i just noticed
You: what? did he rock the house? (Gorillaz)
Stranger: this is quicksand
You: too many words! not enough action (Sick Puppies)
Stranger: okay
You: im falling down (Muse)
Stranger: *jetpack out of F*CKING NOWHERE*
You: lets go, anywhere but here (Sick Puppies)
Stranger: lets go spacecowboy
You: turn me around, im slipping (Weezer)
Stranger: no time for slipping
Stranger: TURBO SUPER MEGA OVER 929064640346MPH SPEED
You: there he is! its Jesus of surburbia, go to him (Green Day)
Stranger: k
Stranger: here we are
You: fancy a game of uno? (Muse)
Stranger: hey a nuke
You: pull me under! (Dream Theater)
Stranger: its beeping...
Stranger: why is it beeping?
You: its going to create a black hole sun i bet (Soundgarden)
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: WTF
Stranger:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
You: OH SHIT, im the exploding boy! (The Cure)
Stranger: and they all died
Stranger: the end
Stranger: well goodnight
You: goodnight sweet darlin' (She & Him)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tuesday, 9 February 2010
Good Evening!
Well, I think it's fair to say that a mere tip of the hat isn't a decent way to introduce oneself! I am The Great Boberic! *tips hat* (I said it wasn't a decent way not that it isn't awesome). I will be sharing with you some of my adventures and may expose you to my magnificence through random chatterings. For today I shall share with you a small extract from my Omegle library, just to ease you into the madness. When you reach the large block of text you may attempt to read it all, but if you wish not to, simply read what hath been emboldened and enlargened.
You: Hey!
You: Asl?
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: 20/m/cali
You: Kl!
Stranger: what about you?
You: 19/f/uk
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: waht u do for fun
You: Anything =P
You: But you have to pass the test
Stranger: =)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bring it on
You: If you can, ill do anything for you!
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: wahts the test
You: You just have to read what i next write, once you've read it, youll no what to do! And don't just skip to the end because that won't help you lol
Stranger: ok
You: ifitypewithnospacesthepagewillscrollsidewaysinsteadofdownwardsisntthatawesomeitsanamazingfindithinkyoullagreewouldyouliketojoininthefestivitieswithmeibetyouwouldgoontheressomefantaovertherewouldyoulikesomeareyoustillreadingibetyouareibetyouhaventheardaboutthecursehaveyouohnoitsgonnagetyouyoudbetterstopreadingbutyoucantcanyouyouarecaptivatedbythelongevityofmywordingwellinthiscasethecatcertainlywaskilledwasntitohyoullfindoutsoonnotsoonenoughthoughitscomingthumpthumpthumpiiiiiitsheerrreeeeeehellomrcurseohhellomrcursecreaterhowareyouohmeimfinewhosthatohhesthecursedohokthenomnomnomnomnomheateyousuchashameandeventhoughyoufeelnodifferentyouwillnowrealisethateverythingfeelssetuplikesomeformoftrumanshowbutwithoutjimcareysolessfunnybutneverminditsyourcursewhywoulditbefunnylookatyoutheonlywaytoliftthecurseistosendthisto5morepeoplebutyouhavetotypeitwordforwordandnotcopyandpastethatwillonlyenvokethewrathofmrcurseandyoudontwantthatdoyouohyeahtheresalsosomespriteandiceteaovertherefeelfreetohelpyourselfalsoimadudesonocamforyoulolowned
Stranger: tghat was long
You: Did you read it all?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ur a dude
Stranger: ?
You: Haha, yeahh
You: Sorry dude.
Stranger: wahts the point in all that
You: I wrote all of that out and no ones ever bothered to read it.
Stranger: oh
You: So i figured id use the desperation of the ASL clan to my advantage.
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: kinda lame
Stranger: but w/e
You: Yeah
You: So is trying to get laid on omgle
You: But w/e
You: omegle*
Stranger: hsa
You: Yes...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That is all *tips hat* *jumps onto Noble Tortoise of DOOM!* *rides off on Noble Tortoise of DOOM!*
You: Hey!
You: Asl?
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: 20/m/cali
You: Kl!
Stranger: what about you?
You: 19/f/uk
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: waht u do for fun
You: Anything =P
You: But you have to pass the test
Stranger: =)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bring it on
You: If you can, ill do anything for you!
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: wahts the test
You: You just have to read what i next write, once you've read it, youll no what to do! And don't just skip to the end because that won't help you lol
Stranger: ok
You: ifitypewithnospacesthepagewillscrollsidewaysinsteadofdownwardsisntthatawesomeitsanamazingfindithinkyoullagreewouldyouliketojoininthefestivitieswithmeibetyouwouldgoontheressomefantaovertherewouldyoulikesomeareyoustillreadingibetyouareibetyouhaventheardaboutthecursehaveyouohnoitsgonnagetyouyoudbetterstopreadingbutyoucantcanyouyouarecaptivatedbythelongevityofmywordingwellinthiscasethecatcertainlywaskilledwasntitohyoullfindoutsoonnotsoonenoughthoughitscomingthumpthumpthumpiiiiiitsheerrreeeeeehellomrcurseohhellomrcursecreaterhowareyouohmeimfinewhosthatohhesthecursedohokthenomnomnomnomnomheateyousuchashameandeventhoughyoufeelnodifferentyouwillnowrealisethateverythingfeelssetuplikesomeformoftrumanshowbutwithoutjimcareysolessfunnybutneverminditsyourcursewhywoulditbefunnylookatyoutheonlywaytoliftthecurseistosendthisto5morepeoplebutyouhavetotypeitwordforwordandnotcopyandpastethatwillonlyenvokethewrathofmrcurseandyoudontwantthatdoyouohyeahtheresalsosomespriteandiceteaovertherefeelfreetohelpyourselfalsoimadudesonocamforyoulolowned
Stranger: tghat was long
You: Did you read it all?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: ur a dude
Stranger: ?
You: Haha, yeahh
You: Sorry dude.
Stranger: wahts the point in all that
You: I wrote all of that out and no ones ever bothered to read it.
Stranger: oh
You: So i figured id use the desperation of the ASL clan to my advantage.
Stranger: gotcha
Stranger: kinda lame
Stranger: but w/e
You: Yeah
You: So is trying to get laid on omgle
You: But w/e
You: omegle*
Stranger: hsa
You: Yes...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That is all *tips hat* *jumps onto Noble Tortoise of DOOM!* *rides off on Noble Tortoise of DOOM!*
Lets start this off.
Forgot to mention in the first post, If you don't know what omegle is, instead of explaining. Just go there yourself. http://omegle.com You won't regret it.
This is CURSED:
Stranger: whatchur name?
You: NMRNOMG
You: you?
Stranger: Chelsea(:
You: awesome sauce
You: i have an ex called chelsea
You: i dont know why you want to know
Stranger: :D I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME
You: but it seemed relevant
Stranger: :/
You: AWESOME SAUCE
Stranger: i pained my face today
Stranger: i was a kitty :P
You: you pained your face?
Stranger: :D
You: that must have been...painful
Stranger: hahahaha
You: how does one pain themselves in the face
Stranger: painted*
You: OH
You: well that changes everything
You: i would be more impressed if you pained your face into a kitty
Stranger: (:
Stranger: well then.
You: indeed
You: was her name brabra?
You: no i think it was barbara
Stranger: it was bertholomule
You: i doubt that
You: muchly
You: greatly
You: intensely
Stranger: (:
Stranger: how old be is you?
Stranger: haah sorry my inner- illerate came out.
You: i is are love illiteration
You: it can was my favourite
Stranger: :D
Stranger: :D
You: me is are 17+23-22
Stranger: 18?
Stranger: Lmao
You: WE HAVE A WINNER
Stranger: :D
You: you win
You: knowledge
Stranger: whats my prize!!!!
Stranger: :|.
You: KNOWLEDGE
You: or this copper sword
You: choice is yourcs
You: or yours
You: or his
Stranger: copper sword
Stranger: (:
You: YOU ACQUIRED COPPER SWORD
You: *celebration music*
Stranger: yayyyy
You: BUT
You: the Copper Sword was CURSED
You: *shock horror*
You: you now cant turn left
Stranger: :(
Stranger: D:
You: if you wish to take a left, you must do a complete right circle
Stranger: D: noooo
You: fraid so
You: you should have taken the knowledge
Stranger: D:
Stranger: i want knowledge on how to turn left agaiun
You: too late
You: you have to break the curse
Stranger: D:
Stranger: :( can i just pass the curse to my cat
Stranger: ?>
You: if you want your cat to die
You: unless your cat is called leonidus
Stranger: you soo mean NMRNOMG
Stranger: :(
You: i didnt make this curse
You: PLUS i gave you the option to take the knowledge
Stranger: :((((
Stranger: im saddddd
You: well, theres nothing i can do
Stranger: doesnt mr NMRNOMG have magic powers?
You: 1. you do not have permission to call my NMRNOMG 2. people who call me NMRNOMG without permission get cursed and 3. yes i do
Stranger: d:
Stranger: D:
You: you now cant turn right either
You: you are destined to walk in a straight line forever
Stranger: ahh. i dont like this game):
You: its not a game, this is really happening
Stranger: AHHH):
You: sorry about this
You: i didnt want for this to happen
You: but it was all down to you
Stranger: :) i want knowledgde
You: TOO LATE
You: you were tricked by the shiny copper sword
You: its beauty blinded you
You: and now the rust has taken you
Stranger: :) i cure my self
You: you cant
You: any attempts at curing yourself only results in further curses
Stranger: hahha i win(:
You: well no
You: because
You: no
Stranger: :D does it upset you?
You: you upset me
Stranger: (:
Stranger: but i looveee you(:
You: well
You: thats a statement
Stranger: (:
You: that is not returned
You: i do not love thee
Stranger: :'(
You: i cannot love a cursed person
You: how would we take walks if you cant turn left or right?
You: how would you return home after work?
You: i cannot walk around the world in a continuous straight line for eternity for you
You: you're just not that special to me
You: im sorry
You: this is a road you must walk alone
Stranger: i walk a lonely road. the road i will ever know.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: the only*
You: no Green Day on this road im afraid
You: another condition of the curse
Stranger: XD
You: XD wont help you now
Stranger: all i need is hobos :D
You: there will be many hobos on your travels im sure
Stranger: :DDDDDDD
You: you overuse smilies
You: is this another curse?
You: did you take the bronze medallion?
Stranger: yes. sadly
You: will you ever learnd
You: learn*
Stranger: :) no
You: good! because i have this polysterene cabnet im getting rid of
You: want it?
Stranger: YESSS(:
Stranger: wait.
You: TOO LATE
Stranger: is itcursed?
You: you said yes
You: its yours
You: the curse has moved onto you
Stranger: :(
Stranger: hhaa*:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Byee
NMRNOMG
This is CURSED:
Stranger: whatchur name?
You: NMRNOMG
You: you?
Stranger: Chelsea(:
You: awesome sauce
You: i have an ex called chelsea
You: i dont know why you want to know
Stranger: :D I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME
You: but it seemed relevant
Stranger: :/
You: AWESOME SAUCE
Stranger: i pained my face today
Stranger: i was a kitty :P
You: you pained your face?
Stranger: :D
You: that must have been...painful
Stranger: hahahaha
You: how does one pain themselves in the face
Stranger: painted*
You: OH
You: well that changes everything
You: i would be more impressed if you pained your face into a kitty
Stranger: (:
Stranger: well then.
You: indeed
You: was her name brabra?
You: no i think it was barbara
Stranger: it was bertholomule
You: i doubt that
You: muchly
You: greatly
You: intensely
Stranger: (:
Stranger: how old be is you?
Stranger: haah sorry my inner- illerate came out.
You: i is are love illiteration
You: it can was my favourite
Stranger: :D
Stranger: :D
You: me is are 17+23-22
Stranger: 18?
Stranger: Lmao
You: WE HAVE A WINNER
Stranger: :D
You: you win
You: knowledge
Stranger: whats my prize!!!!
Stranger: :|.
You: KNOWLEDGE
You: or this copper sword
You: choice is yourcs
You: or yours
You: or his
Stranger: copper sword
Stranger: (:
You: YOU ACQUIRED COPPER SWORD
You: *celebration music*
Stranger: yayyyy
You: BUT
You: the Copper Sword was CURSED
You: *shock horror*
You: you now cant turn left
Stranger: :(
Stranger: D:
You: if you wish to take a left, you must do a complete right circle
Stranger: D: noooo
You: fraid so
You: you should have taken the knowledge
Stranger: D:
Stranger: i want knowledge on how to turn left agaiun
You: too late
You: you have to break the curse
Stranger: D:
Stranger: :( can i just pass the curse to my cat
Stranger: ?>
You: if you want your cat to die
You: unless your cat is called leonidus
Stranger: you soo mean NMRNOMG
Stranger: :(
You: i didnt make this curse
You: PLUS i gave you the option to take the knowledge
Stranger: :((((
Stranger: im saddddd
You: well, theres nothing i can do
Stranger: doesnt mr NMRNOMG have magic powers?
You: 1. you do not have permission to call my NMRNOMG 2. people who call me NMRNOMG without permission get cursed and 3. yes i do
Stranger: d:
Stranger: D:
You: you now cant turn right either
You: you are destined to walk in a straight line forever
Stranger: ahh. i dont like this game):
You: its not a game, this is really happening
Stranger: AHHH):
You: sorry about this
You: i didnt want for this to happen
You: but it was all down to you
Stranger: :) i want knowledgde
You: TOO LATE
You: you were tricked by the shiny copper sword
You: its beauty blinded you
You: and now the rust has taken you
Stranger: :) i cure my self
You: you cant
You: any attempts at curing yourself only results in further curses
Stranger: hahha i win(:
You: well no
You: because
You: no
Stranger: :D does it upset you?
You: you upset me
Stranger: (:
Stranger: but i looveee you(:
You: well
You: thats a statement
Stranger: (:
You: that is not returned
You: i do not love thee
Stranger: :'(
You: i cannot love a cursed person
You: how would we take walks if you cant turn left or right?
You: how would you return home after work?
You: i cannot walk around the world in a continuous straight line for eternity for you
You: you're just not that special to me
You: im sorry
You: this is a road you must walk alone
Stranger: i walk a lonely road. the road i will ever know.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: the only*
You: no Green Day on this road im afraid
You: another condition of the curse
Stranger: XD
You: XD wont help you now
Stranger: all i need is hobos :D
You: there will be many hobos on your travels im sure
Stranger: :DDDDDDD
You: you overuse smilies
You: is this another curse?
You: did you take the bronze medallion?
Stranger: yes. sadly
You: will you ever learnd
You: learn*
Stranger: :) no
You: good! because i have this polysterene cabnet im getting rid of
You: want it?
Stranger: YESSS(:
Stranger: wait.
You: TOO LATE
Stranger: is itcursed?
You: you said yes
You: its yours
You: the curse has moved onto you
Stranger: :(
Stranger: hhaa*:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Byee
NMRNOMG
Monday, 8 February 2010
This makes 4
This my 4th blog. Woop woop. NotMyRealNameOMG here for another exciting waste of the internet.
This blog is for the omegle conversations we find funny enough to share with the world. You know who I am. This is my cousin The Great Boberic *The Great Boberic tips hat*.
So yeah, Enjoy our omegles, When we decide to put some up. And if you're lucky we may even write some random shit along the way.
Byee
P.S. Don't forget. This monkeys gone ape shit!
This blog is for the omegle conversations we find funny enough to share with the world. You know who I am. This is my cousin The Great Boberic *The Great Boberic tips hat*.
So yeah, Enjoy our omegles, When we decide to put some up. And if you're lucky we may even write some random shit along the way.
Byee
P.S. Don't forget. This monkeys gone ape shit!
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